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03-04-2008, 01:14 PM
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| Can Ride And Chew Gum   Join Date: Jan 2008
Bike: 09 M90 Black, 07 M50 Black
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|  Farve Retires Read this One
Favre tells Packers he's retiring. State of Wisconsin on Suicide Watch! ESPN.com news services Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre has decided to retire. ESPN's Chris Mortensen reported that according to Mayor, James J. Schmitt, Favre informed Packers coach Mike McCarthy of his decision Monday night. The State of Wisconsin has been put on “Suicide Watch” as there has been a run on the drug stores and pawn shops. Some people have been crossing state lines in an attempt to beat the lines. The Mayor of Green Bay, James J. Schmitt has said that they are asking for Green Bay to be declared a National Disaster Area and he has enlisted the help of the State Troopers to keep residents of Wisconsin from crossing the state lines. He has also closed all stores that sell anything that can aid in the attempt to take your own life. Mayor Schmitt has said “Green Bay will be effectively closed until we can get some Federal help with this problem.” Peter Griffin was quoted as saying “the lines at the pawn shop were longer than the lines at a Piggly Wiggly in Texas when the lottery is over $50 million dollars.” President Bush said he is considering the request but as this point he is not sure is he can spare the resources. He was quoted as saying “Its only Green Bay and nobody in Texas likes them anyway. This will just make it easier for the Cowboys to win in the playoffs next year so I doubt we will do anything to help Green Bay. Besides I like the Piggly Wiggly.Is Green Bay even in the United States?” |
