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Low&Slow · 03-01-2008, 04:13 PM

Today was a beautiful spring day, high of about 76F and sunny. I figured the yard was probably dry enough to mow so I go out to the barn, service the mower and bring it home. After changing into my cut off shorts, old tanna shoes ( tennis shoes ) and no shirt so I can soak up some rays, I start mowing. When I mow, I day dream, I think back on past hunting trips, future hunting trips, motorcycle trips and hot chicks ( don't judge me, they're my day dreams ). After about an hour of mowing, I was pretty lost in thought when I was mowing the road ditch. At about this same time a friend of mine was coming down the road and saw me, he also noticed that I had my back to him so he slows way down until he is just barely moving, when his bumper is just about even with the back of the mower he lays on the horn. Lawn mowers have a safety switch that shuts them off if you leave the seat while the mower is engaged, mine works perfectly. As I'm walking back to my lawn mower, watching my friend drive away laughing, I think to myself, it's not just the MeatMan, there's something wrong with all Landry's.

Apertureguy · 03-01-2008, 05:09 PM

LOL!!!

Will you be drawing straws to see who gets to do the laundry?

Too funny!

**Clint** · 03-01-2008, 05:15 PM

Hehe! Well written, my man!

Atlas68 · 03-01-2008, 05:25 PM

LOL...'mine works perfectly...'

Put that plane to good use.
Next hot day, when he's chillin' with a cold one after mowing HIS lawn, you ought to be able find something interesting to drop in his lap.

Low&Slow · 03-01-2008, 08:19 PM

Long before I ever found this site, I have been asking the question " Hey Landry, are sure that's a good idea? " in almost every instance the answer was no, after the fact.

Sgt Mike · 03-02-2008, 03:16 PM

Yeah!!!! and mount a siren on it and turn it on while diving to "plop" that what ever on his lap.

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Originally Posted by Atlas68

LOL...'mine works perfectly...'

Put that plane to good use.
Next hot day, when he's chillin' with a cold one after mowing HIS lawn, you ought to be able find something interesting to drop in his lap.

robertc729 · 03-02-2008, 04:38 PM

themeatmanlandry · 03-03-2008, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Low&Slow

Long before I ever found this site, I have been asking the question " Hey Landry, are sure that's a good idea? " in almost every instance the answer was no, after the fact.

Dude!! If I had a nickel for everytime I'd been asked that . . .

Funny story. Someone already mentioned using the plane for revenge. How about:

-Fly-by mooning (I'm sure you've done it before)
-Dump a few gallons of RoundUp on his garden
-Fling a bucket of chum on his trailer roof
-Inaugurate his wife into the mile-high club while circling his trailer

. . . or just wait until you catch him asleep and toss a firecracker.

buster · 03-03-2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Low&Slow

Today was a beautiful spring day, high of about 76F and sunny. I figured the yard was probably dry enough to mow so I go out to the barn, service the mower and bring it home. After changing into my cut off shorts, old tanna shoes ( tennis shoes ) and no shirt so I can soak up some rays, I start mowing. When I mow, I day dream, I think back on past hunting trips, future hunting trips, motorcycle trips and hot chicks ( don't judge me, they're my day dreams ). After about an hour of mowing, I was pretty lost in thought when I was mowing the road ditch. At about this same time a friend of mine was coming down the road and saw me, he also noticed that I had my back to him so he slows way down until he is just barely moving, when his bumper is just about even with the back of the mower he lays on the horn. Lawn mowers have a safety switch that shuts them off if you leave the seat while the mower is engaged, mine works perfectly. As I'm walking back to my lawn mower, watching my friend drive away laughing, I think to myself, it's not just the MeatMan, there's something wrong with all Landry's.

This bit had me in fits on the floor, but then,

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

-Dump a few gallons of RoundUp on his garden.
-Fling a bucket of chum on his trailer roof.

I have laughed so much I have had to re-swallow my lunch again....TWICE!

Low&Slow · 03-03-2008, 09:16 AM

I would never use a aircraft in that way

, I would never put 5 or 10 gals of water in the sump hoping to catch a customer out in his fields just for the purpose of dumping it on him. Some of the things you have suggested here are highly illegal and I am shocked to the core by them.

themeatmanlandry · 03-03-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low&Slow

I would never use a aircraft in that way

, I would never put 5 or 10 gals of water in the sump hoping to catch a customer out in his fields just for the purpose of dumping it on him. Some of the things you have suggested here are highly illegal and I am shocked to the core by them.

Yes!! Catch him out in his field and dump some Nair on him. Cajuns need their back hair for protection from predators.

Smurf · 03-04-2008, 06:14 AM

I have done that to a neighbor of mine except I used the siren from the patrol car.

I swear he went 4 feet in the air without moving his legs............when I finally got the tears out of my eyes and could breath again, I thought he was going to KILL me !!!!!!!!!!

03-01-2008, 04:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Low&Slow Fifth gear streak Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: 07 Vulcan 1600 Classic Location: Bell City, Louisiana Posts: 1,394	It's Not Just The One, It's All Of Them. Today was a beautiful spring day, high of about 76F and sunny. I figured the yard was probably dry enough to mow so I go out to the barn, service the mower and bring it home. After changing into my cut off shorts, old tanna shoes ( tennis shoes ) and no shirt so I can soak up some rays, I start mowing. When I mow, I day dream, I think back on past hunting trips, future hunting trips, motorcycle trips and hot chicks ( don't judge me, they're my day dreams ). After about an hour of mowing, I was pretty lost in thought when I was mowing the road ditch. At about this same time a friend of mine was coming down the road and saw me, he also noticed that I had my back to him so he slows way down until he is just barely moving, when his bumper is just about even with the back of the mower he lays on the horn. Lawn mowers have a safety switch that shuts them off if you leave the seat while the mower is engaged, mine works perfectly. As I'm walking back to my lawn mower, watching my friend drive away laughing, I think to myself, it's not just the MeatMan, there's something wrong with all Landry's. __________________ I believe that sex is the most beautiful, wholesome, natural thing money can buy.Steve Martin

03-01-2008, 05:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Atlas68 Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 SOLD '05 Anniversary Edition VMax Location: Vancouver B.C. Canada Posts: 1,713	LOL...'mine works perfectly...' Put that plane to good use. Next hot day, when he's chillin' with a cold one after mowing HIS lawn, you ought to be able find something interesting to drop in his lap. __________________ Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength. SuperTrapp Exhaust

03-01-2008, 08:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Low&Slow Fifth gear streak Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: 07 Vulcan 1600 Classic Location: Bell City, Louisiana Posts: 1,394	Long before I ever found this site, I have been asking the question " Hey Landry, are sure that's a good idea? " in almost every instance the answer was no, after the fact. __________________ I believe that sex is the most beautiful, wholesome, natural thing money can buy.Steve Martin

03-03-2008, 09:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
Low&Slow Fifth gear streak Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: 07 Vulcan 1600 Classic Location: Bell City, Louisiana Posts: 1,394	I would never use a aircraft in that way, I would never put 5 or 10 gals of water in the sump hoping to catch a customer out in his fields just for the purpose of dumping it on him. Some of the things you have suggested here are highly illegal and I am shocked to the core by them. __________________ I believe that sex is the most beautiful, wholesome, natural thing money can buy.Steve Martin

03-04-2008, 06:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
Smurf Quiche' King Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: 2005 Red Flamed M-50 Location: McDonough Georgia Posts: 4,282	I have done that to a neighbor of mine except I used the siren from the patrol car. I swear he went 4 feet in the air without moving his legs............when I finally got the tears out of my eyes and could breath again, I thought he was going to KILL me !!!!!!!!!! __________________ "I would rather be lucky than good!"

03-01-2008, 05:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Apertureguy Throttle Jockey Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 Location: New York Posts: 3,177	LOL!!! Will you be drawing straws to see who gets to do the laundry? Too funny!

03-02-2008, 04:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
robertc729 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst Joined: Mar 2006 Bike: 05 Boulevard C50 LE, 06 S40 (wife's bike) Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 4,031

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