The chia Thread

[AZRyder]

OK, You asked for it

Part I


Isn't everyone sick and tired of those silly adds on tv for Chia pets? My kids are driving me nuts with the Ch Ch Ch Chia. Well, I got to thinking of some different variations on the theme so to speak and here are the results.

You might say that someone (who shall remain nameless for fear of retribution) planted the seed in my mind.....

* A pet that you put velveeta in and let sit for 2 weeks:..Chia Whiz
* A chia pet modeled after Tony Dow.....Well, Chia Wally
* A chia in the shape of a mustache....Fu ManChia
* One modeled after a mongrel thats kept in the refrigerator...A Chile Chia Dog
* One that grows medicinal herbs for use when you have a cold...Ah Ah Ah Chia
* One that grows jalepenos....Chia Relleno
* One for people that have hair loss......Chia Head (you have toupee' extra for that one)
* Grown on one who doesn't bathe...Chia Pits and Toe Chia
* And for those upper crust folks....A Chia Pizza
* A spinoff of Happy Days...Joanie loves Cha Chia
* For those interested in meditation...Tai Chia
* The plant on all the all my Children Soap opera that has never won an emmy....Susan LuChia
* After pavarotti dies what he will be called...LuCHIAni
* Organic Shin and Calf protectors for Cowboys....Chiaps
* And last but not least, for those who hate long goodbyes....Chia Later

[scrimmer]

I wish I had as much spare time on my hands as you apparently do.

[amvince]

Mushrooms?

[busa-boy33]

[buster]

Absolute truth - no Chia-t!

[87gsxrnut]

I had a Mr. T Chia Head years ago . . .

- Nut

[themeatmanlandry]

A Chia you can drive: Chia Sephia

Those who manufacture Chias cheaply: The Chianese

An edible, fried Mexican version: Chicken Chiachanga

A rebellious Chia: Chia Guevara

[AZRyder]

* Mexican Vegetarian Dish - EnCHIAladas
* Italian goodbye - Chia Bella
* A Famous Vegetarian Gangster - Edward Chia Robinson
* Vegetarian Gum - CHIAclets
* What I do when I get a rash - ItChia
* Vegetarian Mutants - Teenage Mutant NinChia Turtles
* Vegetarian food poisoning - BotCHIAlism
* Trail in Cambodia - Ho Chia Min
* Star of a Vegetarian dance show - Chia Peeples
* What classical Vegetarians listen to - Chiaopan
* A chinese vegetarian dish - Chiapet Suey
* What vegetarians get when the have the runs - DiaChia
* One of my favorite teams - the Chiacago Bulls
* The study of the origin of Chia Pets - Chiaography
* Buddist Monks - Chia-ow Lin
* Popular Italian Song - Santa LuChia
* Capital of Viet Nam: Ho Chia Min City - Formerly Sigh, Now Gone
* Announcing: Dorothy and Friends Hair Restorers Inc....We're off to Chia the Wizard