Have you had sex on a motorcycle? - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

Madura · 09-06-2004, 03:09 AM

I heard it was possible. A polite yes or no will do just fine.

**inspiron** · 09-06-2004, 04:11 AM

A polite no.

Do you mean while parked, or while moving? I could imagine how you could do some things when the bike is on it's center stand, but when it's moving, I like to concentrate on the road...

bhamon · 09-06-2004, 08:51 AM

no, and never will as much as my wife hates it. (the bike you pervs)

Madura · 09-06-2004, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by inspiron

Do you mean while parked, or while moving?

Oh, either/or. I heard someone braggng the other day and I just couldn't imagine it was true. As it happens, my bike is sitting in my living room (still there from Frances) and I have "company" coming over later.

Hhhmmmm. Seems rather poignant since Frances blew the "L" off my Welcome mat and she noticed it first.

EDIT: You think I made that up, but it's true.

c50tiger · 09-06-2004, 09:43 AM

Polite yes. Back in college (waaaaay before wife, Hamon) Bike was on center stand. Never had the cajones to try it while in gear....

bhamon · 09-06-2004, 10:05 AM

While riding would be a disaster. I tried a couple of times in a car while driving and it was hard enough to keep a car on the road much less two wheels.

**87gsxrnut** · 09-06-2004, 10:21 AM

What, is this turning into the "Suzuki-Penthouse" Forum?

No comment.

- Nut

Gixxerman · 09-06-2004, 12:22 PM

I resist to answer until I see my lawyer

(Not that I have one, but ehh)

Madura · 09-06-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gixxerman

I resist to answer until I see my lawyer

Too late; we have pictures.

Drake · 09-06-2004, 03:17 PM

Everyone's thinking about that Aerosmith video.... It could be done if you had a camera truck like they do that has the front wheel locked into a frame on a trailer.

But would you want all those people watching and filming?

Janis · 09-06-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaneomatic8

I heard it was possible. A polite yes or no will do just fine.

You obviously didn't watch the porno-movie by Rocco Siffredi.
The title is MotHard.
A cult movie!

p.s. as for me, never, will mend that soon

**87gsxrnut** · 09-06-2004, 05:01 PM

Mending is good I've heard

- Nut

Janis · 09-06-2004, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 87gsxrnut

Mending is good I've heard

- Nut

Get your bike ready then!

**Clint** · 09-06-2004, 07:51 PM

Oh, mercy!

Madura · 09-07-2004, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janis

You obviously didn't watch the porno-movie by Rocco Siffredi.

You obviously did! The only Rocco I know in porn is one crazy guy. Also, what's this about mending?

DaMaNP750 · 09-07-2004, 08:05 AM

there is a guy I ride with that is infamous for "servicing" a girl on his back seat while riding. He was on the highway and the rest you can imagine. It's no joke, at least two people can vouch for it.

themeatmanlandry · 09-07-2004, 09:02 AM

Ugh! I wish I had the last three minutes of my life back.

wavyredlaurie · 09-07-2004, 10:04 AM

On the guy's tombstone:

They both died with smiles on their faces........

**87gsxrnut** · 09-07-2004, 10:11 AM

Quote:

On the guy's tombstone:

They both died with smiles on their faces........

Too funny

- Nut

red7eb · 09-07-2004, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janis

Quote:

Originally Posted by 87gsxrnut

Mending is good I've heard

- Nut

Get your bike ready then!

Make sure you have a camera crew...

09-06-2004, 03:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Madura Puddle Runner Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Orlandon't Posts: 384	Have you had sex on a motorcycle? I heard it was possible. A polite yes or no will do just fine. __________________ I said Madura, not Marauder.

09-06-2004, 04:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,785	A polite no. Do you mean while parked, or while moving? I could imagine how you could do some things when the bike is on it's center stand, but when it's moving, I like to concentrate on the road... __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

09-06-2004, 08:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
bhamon In Training Joined: Aug 2004 Location: lexington ky Posts: 136	no, and never will as much as my wife hates it. (the bike you pervs) __________________ "Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer Simpson "Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?" - Homer Simpson "You know what? To be loved, you have to be nice to people, every day. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!" - Homer Simpson

09-06-2004, 09:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
c50tiger Can Ride And Chew Gum Joined: Aug 2004 Bike: 2005 C50 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 2,056	Polite yes. Back in college (waaaaay before wife, Hamon) Bike was on center stand. Never had the cajones to try it while in gear.... __________________ Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. - Douglas Adams COGITO EGGO SUM: I think, therefore I am... a waffle

09-06-2004, 10:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
bhamon In Training Joined: Aug 2004 Location: lexington ky Posts: 136	While riding would be a disaster. I tried a couple of times in a car while driving and it was hard enough to keep a car on the road much less two wheels. __________________ "Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer Simpson "Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?" - Homer Simpson "You know what? To be loved, you have to be nice to people, every day. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!" - Homer Simpson

09-06-2004, 10:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,182	What, is this turning into the "Suzuki-Penthouse" Forum? No comment. - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.

09-06-2004, 03:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Drake Clunked into first gear Joined: Apr 2004 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 208	Everyone's thinking about that Aerosmith video.... It could be done if you had a camera truck like they do that has the front wheel locked into a frame on a trailer. But would you want all those people watching and filming? __________________ If at first you don't succeed, then maybe skydiving is not for you....

09-06-2004, 05:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
87gsxrnut Ho Dog Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 867-5309 Location: Terror Lake Posts: 4,182	Mending is good I've heard - Nut __________________ Person or person's unknown.

09-07-2004, 08:05 AM	#16 (permalink)
DaMaNP750 Third gear and cruising Joined: Aug 2004 Location: STL Posts: 455	there is a guy I ride with that is infamous for "servicing" a girl on his back seat while riding. He was on the highway and the rest you can imagine. It's no joke, at least two people can vouch for it. __________________ 2004 GSX-R750 Black/Yellow MICRON slip on Frame Sliders Fender Eliminator Integrated Euro Taillights A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts!

09-07-2004, 09:02 AM	#17 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Banned Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	Ugh! I wish I had the last three minutes of my life back.

09-07-2004, 10:04 AM	#18 (permalink)
wavyredlaurie In Training Joined: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 146	On the guy's tombstone: They both died with smiles on their faces........ __________________ My motto is "In all things - moderation." Of course, that means that even moderation needs to be practiced in moderation!

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