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Old 09-07-2004, 12:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Mending is good I've heard

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Get your bike ready then!

Make sure you have a camera crew...
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But I want to make sure they are all eunuchs!
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Old 09-07-2004, 12:27 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:33 PM   #23 (permalink)
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On the guy's tombstone:

They both died with smiles on their faces........
I can't think of a better way to go.
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Old 09-08-2004, 11:36 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I heard it was possible. A polite yes or no will do just fine.
You obviously didn't watch the porno-movie by Rocco Siffredi.
The title is MotHard.
A cult movie!

p.s. as for me, never, will mend that soon
Have you seen the scene he did with Savannah Samson?!?!?! An American in Paris I think is it's title!!!

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Old 09-08-2004, 12:52 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Have you seen the scene he did with Savannah Samson?!?!?! An American in Paris I think is it's title!!!

Uber Hawtness!!!
Do you really remember the titles of those movies?
I remember Super MotHard because my friends bought the DVD as a joke-present for a girl-friend of us (motorcyclist). That's it. Of course we HAD to watch it at her b-day party!

Tell us aout that scene!
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Old 09-08-2004, 01:40 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Well with out getting to graphic let's just say that Savanna is a very aggresive 3 input lady and Rocco knows what he's doing with 2 women. Some face slapping is also involved, Roccos trait.

I think you can find it on Kazaa under Savanna Samson/Rocco. Good Stuff!!!



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Old 09-08-2004, 03:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Uber Hawtness!!!
If you are going to misuse the German language, then please do it correctly:

Either Über (notice the two dots over the U) or Ueber. Both mean the same thing - "above"
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Old 09-08-2004, 03:44 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Uber Hawtness!!!
If you are going to misuse the German language, then please do it correctly:

Either Über (notice the two dots over the U) or Ueber. Both mean the same thing - "above"
can we even type umlauts over here? -I think that's how you spell it.
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:08 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Why post an XXX link here?

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Old 09-08-2004, 04:33 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Where's the Mod's when you really need them?

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Old 09-08-2004, 04:36 PM   #31 (permalink)
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We're not smokin' or drinkin'. Two outta three ain't bad.
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:38 PM   #32 (permalink)
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This is a family oriented forum Turbo.
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:40 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Where's the Mod's when you really need them?
actually working...
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Old 09-09-2004, 07:34 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Does it count if the motorcycle was moving?
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Old 09-09-2004, 08:17 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2004, 08:18 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Don't they have sex forums out there?

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Old 09-09-2004, 08:30 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Yes, but they never mention motorcycles there...

You know, it's like that old joke ... "The other day, I went to a boxing match ... and a hockey game broke out!"

I have to agree, though - this thread has gone a bit too far considering that this is a family-oriented site. It should at least be moved into "Off Topic Forum" far away from our front door and main lobby.
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Old 09-09-2004, 08:37 AM   #38 (permalink)
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It should at least be moved into "Off Topic Forum" far away from our front door and main lobby.
done! I agree with you...I think it's one thing to have the "playful banter" that we have with each other...but quite another to start linking to porn sites!
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Old 09-09-2004, 09:12 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I think it's one thing to have the "playful banter" that we have with each other...
I'd love to have some "playful banter" with you, SG (j/k)
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Old 09-09-2004, 09:16 AM   #40 (permalink)
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i knew this was really a sex forum!!
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