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AZRyder · 02-22-2008, 08:23 AM

Some days, I just seem to think up more goofy stuff than normal.....

So, I was thinking of some slogans that companies can use to draw a target crowd in....

Things like:

Club Foot? Learn 50 new ways to improve your golf game, come see us.

Leprosy? Don't go to pieces, come see us. Rot you see is not always Rot you get.

Schizophrenic? No 2 ways about it, we can help..come see us (I've half a mind to do that)...

ADD? Come see us, we can...........oh look a birdie...

Flat chested? Come see us...we read up on all the latest procedures so we can be abreast of your situation...

Dead? Of corpse we can help...

AZRyder · 02-22-2008, 08:41 AM

Flesh eating bacteria - We'll find out what's eating you, come see us.

Prostate problems? No butts about it, we can help, and without ridiculing you with innuendos

**inspiron** · 02-22-2008, 12:00 PM

Technology Anxiety? No need to resist, we'll help you assimilate.

Help Wanted at a Proctology Clinic: Experience a full moon every day!

KD57 · 02-22-2008, 12:55 PM

Trees in your septic lines?...call us, we'll root out your problem fast!

tricker · 02-22-2008, 12:57 PM

sewage truck "yesterday's meals on wheels"

palanon · 02-22-2008, 01:28 PM

Blow Brothers - " we're #1 in #2 " honest, these guy's are one of the largest porta pottie providers in this area.

geoffsimpson · 02-22-2008, 01:56 PM

North Fork Services (fork lifts)

"If it's forked, we'll fix it"

**intimid8er** · 02-22-2008, 02:15 PM

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

AZRyder · 02-22-2008, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inspiron

Technology Anxiety? No need to resist, we'll help you assimilate.

Help Wanted at a Proctology Clinic: Experience a full moon every day!

I was thinking more in the lines of :

Don't Prostatetute yourself to get your problem taken care of, we can help..

Or,
Don't be the Butt of all jokes...

But I like that one too lol...

**inspiron** · 02-22-2008, 04:10 PM

Sad but TRUE: I saw this on a sewage tank truck last year - "Your sh** is our bread and butter!"

Alex13 · 02-22-2008, 05:42 PM

There are a couple of garbage trucks around here with "lets talk trash!" on them.

Well. I laughed anyways.

italian biker · 02-28-2008, 09:33 AM

Slogan for a hard core adult film company
"We do things the soft core people can't even watch"

**inspiron** · 02-28-2008, 09:38 AM

The IRS: "We're the people your father warned you about."

Kodatech · 02-28-2008, 09:31 PM

Big-Ass Impact Wrenches: A cross threaded bolt is a secure bolt!

bikerbabe · 02-28-2008, 10:04 PM

I'm the one your mothers warned you about!!!!

omegajim · 02-28-2008, 10:10 PM

a cross threaded bolt, maybe that's why the b 2 really crashed.

AZryder, I think you missed your calling.

the thread you had on cheese was priceless too.

AZRyder · 02-29-2008, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omegajim

a cross threaded bolt, maybe that's why the b 2 really crashed.

AZryder, I think you missed your calling.

the thread you had on cheese was priceless too.

LOL, which one? The pulse Generator one? I don't think I posted my real cheese thread here did I?

Oh, I get it!!! Bolt, Thread,,,,,Aw Nuts, I should have seen that before...hahahahaha,

geoffsimpson · 02-29-2008, 04:14 PM

Parkhill Transmission, Get your Shift together

Apertureguy · 02-29-2008, 06:14 PM

Many years ago I worked for a long distance provisioner.

We had a funeral parlor that wanted a catchy 800 number.

Regardless of how tactless, I had come up with 1-800-Dirt-Nap.

The client really liked it...but ended up listening to his partner (wife) and selecting something more appropriate...which didn't translate to some catchy name.

If you're a funeral parlor with an 800 number...it might as well be with a smile.

bikerbabe · 02-29-2008, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apertureguy

Many years ago I worked for a long distance provisioner.

We had a funeral parlor that wanted a catchy 800 number.

Regardless of how tactless, I had come up with 1-800-Dirt-Nap.

The client really liked it...but ended up listening to his partner (wife) and selecting something more appropriate...which didn't translate to some catchy name.

If you're a funeral parlor with an 800 number...it might as well be with a smile.

Or try 1-800-got-dirt

02-22-2008, 08:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
AZRyder Fifth gear streak Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,536	Slogans Some days, I just seem to think up more goofy stuff than normal..... So, I was thinking of some slogans that companies can use to draw a target crowd in.... Things like: Club Foot? Learn 50 new ways to improve your golf game, come see us. Leprosy? Don't go to pieces, come see us. Rot you see is not always Rot you get. Schizophrenic? No 2 ways about it, we can help..come see us (I've half a mind to do that)... ADD? Come see us, we can...........oh look a birdie... Flat chested? Come see us...we read up on all the latest procedures so we can be abreast of your situation... Dead? Of corpse we can help... __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Well they Say... Time loves a here, but only time will tell if he's real, He's a legend from Heaven, If he ain't he's a mouthpiece from hell.....

02-22-2008, 08:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
AZRyder Fifth gear streak Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,536	Flesh eating bacteria - We'll find out what's eating you, come see us. Prostate problems? No butts about it, we can help, and without ridiculing you with innuendos __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Well they Say... Time loves a here, but only time will tell if he's real, He's a legend from Heaven, If he ain't he's a mouthpiece from hell.....

02-22-2008, 12:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,740	Technology Anxiety? No need to resist, we'll help you assimilate. Help Wanted at a Proctology Clinic: Experience a full moon every day! __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

02-22-2008, 12:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
KD57 No Significant Other Joined: Oct 2007 Bike: 2008 ZZR600 Location: Under a rock in Texas Posts: 2,373	Trees in your septic lines?...call us, we'll root out your problem fast! __________________ The "other" ZZR rider.

02-22-2008, 01:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
palanon No Significant Other Joined: Apr 2006 Bike: 2003 Bandit 1200S Location: Newmarket, NH Posts: 2,308	Blow Brothers - " we're #1 in #2 " honest, these guy's are one of the largest porta pottie providers in this area. __________________ " In the name of the Speedo, the Tach and the Holy Throttle, amen. "

02-22-2008, 01:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
geoffsimpson Bridal Boutique Manager Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: Grey, not silver, GREY 2006 Suzuki Boulevard M50 Location: Prince George BC Posts: 3,046	North Fork Services (fork lifts) "If it's forked, we'll fix it" __________________ Please Note: All opinions contained herein are worth exactly what you paid for them. It's true that every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets its wings... But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap "snap", and Angel gets set on fire... Grey * De-badged * V & H Straightshots w/ Thunder-Monster Baffles and Billet Hot-Tips * POWAH COMMANDAH!! * Kury Wide Style Levers * Kury Zombie Pegs (what's left of them) * Johnskit Forward Controls * Johnskit 2.5" Lowering Kit * Carbon Fibre-esque Trim kit * your mom * Memphis Shades HellCat windshield * Passenger Backrest * Baddass MO-FO behind the bars * Metz 880's w/ lettering * Flamed Thunder MFG Teardrop Intake *

02-22-2008, 02:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,520	Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. __________________ Song Pick of the Week 08/27 Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers <Insert nothing original in this space>

02-22-2008, 04:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,740	Sad but TRUE: I saw this on a sewage tank truck last year - "Your sh is our bread and butter!" __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.** - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

02-22-2008, 05:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Alex13 Fender Buffer Joined: Sep 2007 Bike: 2007 Boulevard M50 (Black) Location: Stockbridge, GA Posts: 431	There are a couple of garbage trucks around here with "lets talk trash!" on them. Well. I laughed anyways. __________________ Set low goals so you can overachieve.

02-28-2008, 09:33 AM	#12 (permalink)
italian biker Kickstand Operator Joined: Mar 2006 Bike: 2006 M50, Blue Location: Toledo Posts: 260	Slogan for a hard core adult film company "We do things the soft core people can't even watch" __________________ 2006 M50, blue, Power Commander III, Kury Hyper Charger, Roadhouse Classic 2:1 exhaust. Kury ISO Grips with matching throttle boss on both grips, Kury Dually ISO rider pegs. Memphis Shades Alley Cat(gradient black), Cobra Sissybar, Cobra luggage rack, saddle bags are from a small company in Newark, Ohio

02-28-2008, 09:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,740	The IRS: "We're the people your father warned you about." __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

02-28-2008, 09:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Kodatech Handlebar Consultant Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 616	Big-Ass Impact Wrenches: A cross threaded bolt is a secure bolt!

02-28-2008, 10:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
bikerbabe Fifth gear streak Joined: Dec 2007 Bike: 02' volusia Location: Beloit, WI Posts: 1,428	I'm the one your mothers warned you about!!!!

02-28-2008, 10:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
omegajim M-J Member of the Month! Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 5,593	a cross threaded bolt, maybe that's why the b 2 really crashed. AZryder, I think you missed your calling. the thread you had on cheese was priceless too. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

02-29-2008, 04:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
geoffsimpson Bridal Boutique Manager Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: Grey, not silver, GREY 2006 Suzuki Boulevard M50 Location: Prince George BC Posts: 3,046	Parkhill Transmission, Get your Shift together __________________ Please Note: All opinions contained herein are worth exactly what you paid for them. It's true that every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets its wings... But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap "snap", and Angel gets set on fire... Grey * De-badged * V & H Straightshots w/ Thunder-Monster Baffles and Billet Hot-Tips * POWAH COMMANDAH!! * Kury Wide Style Levers * Kury Zombie Pegs (what's left of them) * Johnskit Forward Controls * Johnskit 2.5" Lowering Kit * Carbon Fibre-esque Trim kit * your mom * Memphis Shades HellCat windshield * Passenger Backrest * Baddass MO-FO behind the bars * Metz 880's w/ lettering * Flamed Thunder MFG Teardrop Intake *

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02-29-2008, 06:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
Apertureguy Bridal Boutique Manager Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 Location: New York Posts: 3,050	Many years ago I worked for a long distance provisioner. We had a funeral parlor that wanted a catchy 800 number. Regardless of how tactless, I had come up with 1-800-Dirt-Nap. The client really liked it...but ended up listening to his partner (wife) and selecting something more appropriate...which didn't translate to some catchy name. If you're a funeral parlor with an 800 number...it might as well be with a smile.