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Apertureguy · 02-29-2008, 06:32 PM

Not bad Babe.

There's also 1-800-ICOFFIN for the smoker in the family.

Or for the loner...1-800-I AM DEAD.

For the young widow....1-800-HES DEAD.

You get the basic idea.

**inspiron** · 02-29-2008, 08:23 PM

1-800-six-feet
1-800-6ft-down
1-800-4corpse

bikerbabe · 02-29-2008, 08:33 PM

1-800- killing
1-800- mydeath
1-800- ukissit
1-800- inomore

bikerbabe · 02-29-2008, 08:36 PM

1-800-ukillme

AZRyder · 02-29-2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apertureguy

Many years ago I worked for a long distance provisioner.

We had a funeral parlor that wanted a catchy 800 number.

Regardless of how tactless, I had come up with 1-800-Dirt-Nap.

The client really liked it...but ended up listening to his partner (wife) and selecting something more appropriate...which didn't translate to some catchy name.

If you're a funeral parlor with an 800 number...it might as well be with a smile.

Aw now that would have been classic....

italian biker · 03-05-2008, 08:05 AM

Any funeral parlor, "you stab em, we slab em"

AZRyder · 03-05-2008, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by italian biker

Any funeral parlor, "you stab em, we slab em"

Either that or, "We make your world Autopsy turvy"

Smurf · 03-05-2008, 08:22 AM

Hometown Butcher:

"You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat"

**intimid8er** · 03-05-2008, 08:25 AM

Ain't a slogan, but I think it fits the bill...

(Stole it from Trapper some time ago.)

falcon · 03-05-2008, 09:40 AM

Funeral Parlor: you kill em... we grill em

jgreth · 03-05-2008, 10:06 AM

AZRyder · 03-05-2008, 10:34 AM

LOL, very apt name....

jgreth · 03-05-2008, 10:37 AM

Some funny ones.

02-29-2008, 08:23 PM	#22 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,779	1-800-six-feet 1-800-6ft-down 1-800-4corpse __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

03-05-2008, 08:05 AM	#26 (permalink)
italian biker Kickstand Operator Joined: Mar 2006 Bike: 2006 M50, Blue Location: Toledo Posts: 264	Any funeral parlor, "you stab em, we slab em" __________________ 2006 M50, blue, Power Commander III, Kury Hyper Charger, Roadhouse Classic 2:1 exhaust. Kury ISO Grips with matching throttle boss on both grips, Kury Dually ISO rider pegs. Memphis Shades Alley Cat(gradient black), Cobra Sissybar, Cobra luggage rack, saddle bags are from a small company in Newark, Ohio

03-05-2008, 08:22 AM	#28 (permalink)
Smurf Quiche' King Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: 2005 Red Flamed M-50 Location: McDonough Georgia Posts: 4,267	Hometown Butcher: "You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat" __________________ "I would rather be lucky than good!"

03-05-2008, 08:25 AM	#29 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,568	Ain't a slogan, but I think it fits the bill... (Stole it from Trapper some time ago.) __________________ Song Pick of the Week 09/03 Buckcherry - Too Drunk To F..... (NSFW) <Insert nothing original in this space>

03-05-2008, 09:40 AM	#30 (permalink)
falcon Seat Tester Joined: Dec 2007 Bike: 07 Suzuki Boulevard M50 Location: Brisbane Australia Posts: 73	Funeral Parlor: you kill em... we grill em __________________ Growing OLD is Mandatory, Growing UP is Optional I'm the most responsible person around......anything goes wrong I'm responsible.

02-29-2008, 06:32 PM	#21 (permalink)
Apertureguy Bridal Boutique Manager Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 Location: New York Posts: 3,071	Not bad Babe. There's also 1-800-ICOFFIN for the smoker in the family. Or for the loner...1-800-I AM DEAD. For the young widow....1-800-HES DEAD. You get the basic idea.

02-29-2008, 08:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
bikerbabe Fifth gear streak Joined: Dec 2007 Bike: 02' volusia Location: Beloit, WI Posts: 1,452	1-800- killing 1-800- mydeath 1-800- ukissit 1-800- inomore

02-29-2008, 08:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
bikerbabe Fifth gear streak Joined: Dec 2007 Bike: 02' volusia Location: Beloit, WI Posts: 1,452	1-800-ukillme

03-05-2008, 10:06 AM	#31 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,059	__________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

03-05-2008, 10:34 AM	#32 (permalink)
AZRyder Fifth gear streak Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: Suzuki C90T Location: Chandler Arizona Posts: 1,560	LOL, very apt name.... __________________ -------------------------------------------------- I don't care if it's the unholy four, John Wayne and Dorothy Lamour I just don't wanna talk to him now......

03-05-2008, 10:37 AM	#33 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,059	Some funny ones. Attached Thumbnails __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

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