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frostbitevinnie · 03-13-2008, 09:27 PM

Yep, K-niggets!

amvince · 03-13-2008, 11:26 PM

"She turned me into a Newt"

frostbitevinnie · 03-14-2008, 05:50 AM

Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Hand grenade.

Brother Maynard:

Consult the "Book of Armaments"
Armaments, ch two, verses 9 to 21.
"And St. Althia raised the hand grenade up on high saying...
'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits..

In Thy mercy'

And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereal and fruit bats..

And the Lord spake saying..

'First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count and the number of counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two...excepting that thou then proceed to three. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!!

Once the number three being the third third number be reached then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Everybody says AMEN!!

amvince · 03-14-2008, 08:15 AM

"She's a Witch, Burn Her" I love the guy with the shaving cream on his face.

"Well we did do the nose"

I almost forgot the picture of TIM "Big, sharp pointy teeth"

jgreth · 03-14-2008, 09:50 AM

And what else floats?

Small rocks.

LOL

amvince · 03-14-2008, 10:07 AM

"A Duck!"

jgreth · 03-14-2008, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amvince

"A Duck!"

"Who are you who are so wise in the way of science?"

amvince · 03-14-2008, 10:19 AM

"Arthur King of the Britians" Not an exact quote. time to go to work and cause some Chaos.

One parting shot.

"If she weighs the same as a duck then..."

jgreth · 03-14-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amvince

"Arthur King of the Britians" Not an exact quote. time to go to work and cause some Chaos.

One parting shot.

"If she weighs the same as a duck then..."

"My liege.."

and the parting shot:

"She's made of ... wood?"

"and therefore?"

"She's a witch?"

**Clint** · 03-14-2008, 11:29 AM

A witch!

Buuuuuuuuurnnn herrrrrrrr!

amvince · 03-16-2008, 08:09 AM

Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Villager: Bread!
Another Villager: Apples!
Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Villager: Cider!
Another Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Another Villager: Cherries!
Another Villager: Mud!
Another Villager: Churches! Churches!
Another Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!
Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh!
Bedevere: exACTly!
Bedevere: (to a villager) So, *logically*...
Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word)
If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood.
Bedevere: and therefore...

(pause)

Villager: A Witch!
All Villagers: A WITCH!

03-13-2008, 09:27 PM	#61 (permalink)
frostbitevinnie In The Zone Joined: Jul 2007 Bike: 07' C90T 76' MT250 Location: 3rd house NW of the Depot Posts: 2,700	Yep, K-niggets! __________________ "Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson "Bad men cannot make good citizens. A vitiated state of morals, a corrupted public conscience are incompatible with freedom." Patrick Henry

03-13-2008, 11:26 PM	#62 (permalink)
amvince Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2008 Bike: 07 M50 Black, 06 Ninja 250 Blue Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 1,820	"She turned me into a Newt" __________________ "ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

03-14-2008, 05:50 AM	#63 (permalink)
frostbitevinnie In The Zone Joined: Jul 2007 Bike: 07' C90T 76' MT250 Location: 3rd house NW of the Depot Posts: 2,700	Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Hand grenade. Brother Maynard: Consult the "Book of Armaments" Armaments, ch two, verses 9 to 21. "And St. Althia raised the hand grenade up on high saying... 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits.. In Thy mercy' And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereal and fruit bats.. And the Lord spake saying.. 'First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count and the number of counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two...excepting that thou then proceed to three. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!! Once the number three being the third third number be reached then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Everybody says AMEN!! __________________ "Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson "Bad men cannot make good citizens. A vitiated state of morals, a corrupted public conscience are incompatible with freedom." Patrick Henry

03-14-2008, 08:15 AM	#64 (permalink)
amvince Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2008 Bike: 07 M50 Black, 06 Ninja 250 Blue Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 1,820	"She's a Witch, Burn Her" I love the guy with the shaving cream on his face. "Well we did do the nose" I almost forgot the picture of TIM "Big, sharp pointy teeth" Attached Thumbnails __________________ "ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

03-14-2008, 09:50 AM	#65 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,078	And what else floats? Small rocks. LOL __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

03-14-2008, 10:07 AM	#66 (permalink)
amvince Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2008 Bike: 07 M50 Black, 06 Ninja 250 Blue Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 1,820	"A Duck!" __________________ "ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

03-14-2008, 10:19 AM	#68 (permalink)
amvince Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2008 Bike: 07 M50 Black, 06 Ninja 250 Blue Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 1,820	"Arthur King of the Britians" Not an exact quote. time to go to work and cause some Chaos. One parting shot. "If she weighs the same as a duck then..." __________________ "ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

03-16-2008, 08:09 AM	#71 (permalink)
amvince Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2008 Bike: 07 M50 Black, 06 Ninja 250 Blue Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 1,820	Bedevere: What also floats in water? Villager: Bread! Another Villager: Apples! Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks! Another Villager: Cider! Another Villager: Uh...great gravy! Another Villager: Cherries! Another Villager: Mud! Another Villager: Churches! Churches! Another Villager: Lead! Lead! King Arthur: A Duck! Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh! Bedevere: exACTly! Bedevere: (to a villager) So, logically... Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood. Bedevere: and therefore... (pause) Villager: A Witch! All Villagers: A WITCH! Attached Thumbnails __________________ "ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

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