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Old 05-22-2008, 07:39 AM   #441 (permalink)
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At least you had a manly reason for it.

I once worked with a guy who cracked his coccyx (tailbone) while straining to hard droppin' a deuce.
speaking of turdsday... had buffalo wild wings last night... whoa nelly!!!!!! I think even the dog ran in fear
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:46 AM   #442 (permalink)
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Rant.

I haven't been sick in almost three years. Got hit with some throat bug Monday night. It wiped me out yesterday. And today. When I talk. I sound like Marvin the Martian.
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:51 AM   #444 (permalink)
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I haven't been sick in almost three years. Got hit with some throat bug Monday night. It wiped me out yesterday. And today. When I talk. I sound like Marvin the Martian.

See if you were a girl... there is a medicine for sore throats that even comes in a directable applicator.

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Old 05-22-2008, 07:53 AM   #445 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2008, 08:01 AM   #446 (permalink)
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And I thought I had bad luck.
Yeah, and to make it worse, 3 other riders looped out on top of a huge insane rocky hill and tumbled down 100 feet w/ their bike on top of them and they were all right. I get hurt and wasn't even riding. I'm like the guy who survived the 200 mph fiery crash, only to trip and break his leg walking back to the pits.
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See if you were a girl... there is a medicine for sore throats that even comes in a directable applicator.
In today's world, the girl part isn't even necessary.
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TIM! Jeff wants to give you some throat yoghurt!!




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Let me guess . . . you have a wide stance. Am I right?
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TIM! Jeff wants to give you some throat yoghurt!!




rofl...

What flavor would that be?

Next time I go to the grocery store I'm going to complain!!

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Yeah well, I'm a big guy.



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Old 05-22-2008, 08:18 AM   #452 (permalink)
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throat yogurt?? I'm leaving now.. (runs.. real fast)
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Old 05-22-2008, 08:34 AM   #454 (permalink)
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Yeah, that my initial reaction too
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I thought this was a family place. I was just coming in to scream about the funcking idiot drivers who insist on passing the .5 mile line of cars that are in line everyday at this same point and the other idiots that when you let one person in at a stop sign decide they are more important than you are and cut in right behind them. If I actually had shoes on this morning when I took my kid to school I think I would have gotten out of my car and punched the jackass in the mouth. My Daughter had to keep me from getting out of the car. O.K. all better now where is my Wallet?
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I thought this was a family place. I was just coming in to scream about the funcking idiot drivers who insist on passing the .5 mile line of cars that are in line everyday at this same point and the other idiots that when you let one person in at a stop sign decide they are more important than you are and cut in right behind them. If I actually had shoes on this morning when I took my kid to school I think I would have gotten out of my car and punched the jackass in the mouth. My Daughter had to keep me from getting out of the car. O.K. all better now where is my Wallet?
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I thought this was a family place. I was just coming in to scream about the funcking idiot drivers who insist on passing the .5 mile line of cars that are in line everyday at this same point and the other idiots that when you let one person in at a stop sign decide they are more important than you are and cut in right behind them. If I actually had shoes on this morning when I took my kid to school I think I would have gotten out of my car and punched the jackass in the mouth. My Daughter had to keep me from getting out of the car. O.K. all better now where is my Wallet?
i got nothing compared to that...
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Wrong thread, the nothing thread is down the hall, first right.
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Wrong thread, the nothing thread is down the hall, first right.
well it wasn't in regards to the nothing thread... but as in his rant trumped my small rant by quite a bit that i was considering placing
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So, I'm on my way to work this morning and I come to a bottleneck in the commute. The guy in front of me isn't going anywhere and finally someone stops to let him in. I decide to try and squeeze in with him (there was, like, a half a mile of cars waiting in this big long line). Anyway, as I'm making my move, some dude with a little kid in his car gets all bent out of shape about it.

He must not have had any shoes on, as I'm quite positive that he'd have gotten out and given me a punch in the mouth if he had been wearing shoes.

heh-heh . . . shoeless losers always suffer.
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