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tricker · 05-14-2008, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omegajim

no, there's no such thing as a free lunch.

stolen, maybe, but not free.

exactly!!!

**inspiron** · 05-14-2008, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by omegajim

catered lunch sometimes means salad and a sandwich. Wrapped in tinfoil.

Hey Tim! Lunch and a free hat!

**intimid8er** · 05-14-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by inspiron

Hey Tim! Lunch and a free hat!

Damn....!!!

Where!!???

MOTOHOLIC! · 05-14-2008, 02:03 PM

Food and gas prices are killing us.

We aren't rich ppl to start with, but these necessities are so expensive, they're sucking us dry.

Uncle B · 05-14-2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JmalB

S/he gets past in a hurry.

Not with a mile of oncoming traffic.

omegajim · 05-14-2008, 10:49 PM

and remember kids, if everything's coming your way, you're in the WRONG LANE.

buster · 05-16-2008, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by inspiron

Hey Tim! Lunch and a free hat!

JmalB · 05-16-2008, 06:19 AM

So in the higher ups' infinite wisdom, they have decided that every one who needs to do some sort of recertification training has to do it in one month. In our department, it's this month. Doesn't matter if you just did it last month or if it's not due til next year. Of course there is less than 2 weeks left in the month. Oh by the way, there is still work to do. And there is more training to take. Like Endangered Species (Pima Pineapple Cactus)...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

MOTOHOLIC! · 05-16-2008, 05:02 PM

Shewww, I got a pump knot on my forehead.... me and my brother had a freak accident this morning that left us both with headaches and a sore knot. We accidentally bumped heads. How...... I do not know. Reminds me kinda of geoffsimpson's siggy.

omegajim · 05-16-2008, 09:08 PM

the construction at work is a mess and will take all summer.

MOTOHOLIC! · 05-17-2008, 10:17 AM

Really? Well that stinks!

amvince · 05-17-2008, 09:44 PM

%%%%, my dryer went out, my microwave started squeaking, work has been hell, my kid is a pain in the hind quarters, and worst of all I can't get my bike to start. Why does everything happen at once?

frostbitevinnie · 05-17-2008, 10:42 PM

Ju are being tested meng.

**inspiron** · 05-18-2008, 02:40 AM

Because, when %%%% happens, it happens in piles.

robertc729 · 05-18-2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by inspiron

Because, when %%%% happens, it happens in piles.

tricker · 05-18-2008, 06:20 PM

my rant... i'm an idiot... carry on with other rants

amvince · 05-18-2008, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tricker

my rant... i'm an idiot... carry on with other rants

**inspiron** · 05-19-2008, 01:38 AM

A note to the asshat that parked his (or her) SUV next to my car at the train station on Friday: If the parking space is only 8 feet wide, and your oversized rolling prison cell is more than 6 feet wide ... go find another space. I don't know WTF you were thinking, but NO, SIX INCHES IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR ME TO OPEN MY DOOR AND GET INTO MY CAR! The door alone is about 4 inches wide. That leaves me a whopping 2 INCHES to get into my car. And although I did give it some consideration to put another dent in your door while trying to open mine, I decided against it because I might also scratch MY door.

But NO, I don't enjoy climbing into my car from the passenger side, then climbing over the center console to get myself into the driver's seat. Next time, I may just kick the valve stem of those big, oversized tires. Think about it, asshat.

buster · 05-19-2008, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by inspiron

A note to the asshat that parked his (or her) SUV next to my car at the train station on Friday: If the parking space is only 8 feet wide, and your oversized rolling prison cell is more than 6 feet wide ... go find another space. I don't know WTF you were thinking, but NO, SIX INCHES IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR ME TO OPEN MY DOOR AND GET INTO MY CAR! The door alone is about 4 inches wide. That leaves me a whopping 2 INCHES to get into my car. And although I did give it some consideration to put another dent in your door while trying to open mine, I decided against it because I might also scratch MY door.

But NO, I don't enjoy climbing into my car from the passenger side, then climbing over the center console to get myself into the driver's seat. Next time, I may just kick the valve stem of those big, oversized tires. Think about it, asshat.

Wirecutters are your friend...... snip the valve off! or better still snip 2 off, gadzooks I HATE most motorists.. have you spotted the Jekyll & Hyde personalities..

Other day shooting along the M8 got stuck behind some toss-pot in a VW Bora (Need I really say more?!?!) so after being stuck behind him for several miles with nothing on the inside, I flashed my headlight.. just in case he hadn't spotted me ~ as if! ~ and he flicked me the finger... Well I was just astounded! couple of miles down I pulled off for some fuel, when lo and behold just as I was about to leave who pulls up... Middleaged, bespectacled, respectable looking chap, climbes out of his Bora to commence fuelling... He didn't notice me AGAIN.. so I walked over to him and very casually said, "Sir! if you insult me again... EVER! with your bad driving and middle finger, I will snap the %%%%ing thing off" I didn't raise my voice and the old bastard nearly pissed himself.

And I'll bet when he is not encapsulated in his killing machine, he is a really nice considerate chap.

amvince · 05-19-2008, 06:24 AM

Parking lots are the breeding ground for Obliviots.

05-14-2008, 02:03 PM	#384 (permalink)
MOTOHOLIC! Sit speling cheker Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: don't have one Location: Eastern Kentucky Posts: 1,731	Food and gas prices are killing us. We aren't rich ppl to start with, but these necessities are so expensive, they're sucking us dry. __________________ One person with commitment is worth a hundred who have only an interest.

05-14-2008, 10:49 PM	#386 (permalink)
omegajim M-J Member of the Month! Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 5,593	and remember kids, if everything's coming your way, you're in the WRONG LANE. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

05-16-2008, 05:02 PM	#389 (permalink)
MOTOHOLIC! Sit speling cheker Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: don't have one Location: Eastern Kentucky Posts: 1,731	Shewww, I got a pump knot on my forehead.... me and my brother had a freak accident this morning that left us both with headaches and a sore knot. We accidentally bumped heads. How...... I do not know. Reminds me kinda of geoffsimpson's siggy. __________________ One person with commitment is worth a hundred who have only an interest. Last edited by MOTOHOLIC!; 05-16-2008 at 05:10 PM. Reason: mistake :)

05-16-2008, 09:08 PM	#390 (permalink)
omegajim M-J Member of the Month! Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 5,593	the construction at work is a mess and will take all summer. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

05-17-2008, 10:17 AM	#391 (permalink)
MOTOHOLIC! Sit speling cheker Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: don't have one Location: Eastern Kentucky Posts: 1,731	Really? Well that stinks! __________________ One person with commitment is worth a hundred who have only an interest.

05-17-2008, 09:44 PM	#392 (permalink)
amvince Fifth gear streak Joined: Jan 2008 Bike: 07 M50 Black, 06 Ninja 250 Blue Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 1,570	%%%%, my dryer went out, my microwave started squeaking, work has been hell, my kid is a pain in the hind quarters, and worst of all I can't get my bike to start. Why does everything happen at once? __________________ "ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

05-17-2008, 10:42 PM	#393 (permalink)
frostbitevinnie No Significant Other Joined: Jul 2007 Bike: 07' C90T 76' MT250 Location: 3rd house NW of the Depot Posts: 2,411	Ju are being tested meng. __________________ "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it's easier to harass rich women than Bikers..." ---Unknown

05-18-2008, 02:40 AM	#394 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,740	Because, when %%%% happens, it happens in piles. __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

05-19-2008, 01:38 AM	#398 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,740	A note to the asshat that parked his (or her) SUV next to my car at the train station on Friday: If the parking space is only 8 feet wide, and your oversized rolling prison cell is more than 6 feet wide ... go find another space. I don't know WTF you were thinking, but NO, SIX INCHES IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE FOR ME TO OPEN MY DOOR AND GET INTO MY CAR! The door alone is about 4 inches wide. That leaves me a whopping 2 INCHES to get into my car. And although I did give it some consideration to put another dent in your door while trying to open mine, I decided against it because I might also scratch MY door. But NO, I don't enjoy climbing into my car from the passenger side, then climbing over the center console to get myself into the driver's seat. Next time, I may just kick the valve stem of those big, oversized tires. Think about it, asshat. __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

05-19-2008, 06:24 AM	#400 (permalink)
amvince Fifth gear streak Joined: Jan 2008 Bike: 07 M50 Black, 06 Ninja 250 Blue Location: Frisco, TX Posts: 1,570	Parking lots are the breeding ground for Obliviots. __________________ "ALL I CAN DO IS WHAT I CAN DO"

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