Ranting v. 2.0

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by JmalB

American Pie teaches me that socks are used for something different...

Hell, up until I saw that movie, I thought I was the only one that knew the soft, endearing touch of a well-worn sweat sock.

[tricker]

so i found out my old roommate is on the reality MTV show with tia tequila.. what a tool

[omegajim]

there's an aspiration; nothing says 15 minutes of fame like being on MTV with some crazy tattooed gal.

Although there are worse things, I suppose.

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by omegajim

there's an aspiration; nothing says 15 minutes of fame like being on MTV with some crazy tattooed gal.

Although there are worse things, I suppose.

. . . like being on some crazy tatooed gal with MTV?

[KD57]

Well I haven't had a rant up until now. My truck has decided it wants to run on only 7 cylinders today.

[themeatmanlandry]

Bad gas? Oxygen sensor? Need new plugs? New plug wires?

[omegajim]

it's going to be his version of a "hybrid."

with these things it's usually a plug wire.

[amvince]

7 is better than 5

[JmalB]

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

. . . like being on some crazy tatooed gal with MTV?

As long I'm 1st...

[busa-boy33]

Originally Posted by tricker

so i found out my old roommate is on the reality MTV show with tia tequila.. what a tool

Well.. I don't mean to brag here but ummmmm.... my mom was on TV not so long ago.. Yup, we are all proud of her and wish her well while she is in prison, she should be out soon for good behavior. Now we don't miss an episode of COPS to see if any other of our family makes it to fameville..

My moms tough.. took some mace in the eyes and got tasered twice.. what a gal!!

[tricker]

i'm not really bragging about it.. the guy was a tool. Alternated mercedes when he went home... aka a waste of space

[busa-boy33]

I work with a few people like that. Makes me mad they breathe my air and take up useful space with their waste of lives.. yup.. if I had the power to stick people on the moon then... well... there'd be a population explosion on the moon.. cuz.. thats where I'd send them.. right now.. and .. people would be like "HEY! WTF?!?! Theres suddenly peeps on the moon and whatnot!!"

then you could say.. Scotty has the power.. and thus used said power... for good and not evil.. well .. maybe evil some times.. but mostly good.. and definitely that girl who would not give me her number!! yeah.. she'd be there.. zap! poof! gone!!!..

what where we talking about???

[KD57]

Took the truck to the dealer, no codes thrown. No CEL light. Runs perfect now. It only has 10Kon it. Guess I'll change the blinker fluid.

So now, I have a mysterious electrical problem in my truck. My Polaris also has one, the mechanic cannot find. Then I came home to find rats had chewed the wiring harness completely in half on the dually. Thankfully my chain saw still runs.

[omegajim]

must be a stihl.

[amvince]

Originally Posted by KD57

Took the truck to the dealer, no codes thrown. No CEL light. Runs perfect now. It only has 10Kon it. Guess I'll change the blinker fluid.

So now, I have a mysterious electrical problem in my truck. My Polaris also has one, the mechanic cannot find. Then I came home to find rats had chewed the wiring harness completely in half on the dually. Thankfully my chain saw still runs.

Another conspiracy set up by the man. Any time something screws up when you take it to be fixed it can't be found. This way it breaks just after the warranty period. Thats why I wait until the vehicle or product becomes useless until I try to get it fixed.

[busa-boy33]

Originally Posted by amvince

Another conspiracy set up by the man. Any time something screws up when you take it to be fixed it can't be found. This way it breaks just after the warranty period. Thats why I wait until the vehicle or product becomes useless until I try to get it fixed.

You should do what I do.. when I take my truck into the shop I immediately go up to the manager, grab him, hold a knife to his throat and then start screaming out orders to get my truck fix. And I don't let him go until its fixed and fixed right!! and it works to! I even got a few free car fresheners to boot... yup.. works out just fine...

well.. then theres the whole running from the cops for the next few weeks but thats ok because now at least I have a truck I can depend on that was fixed right the first time to run from said cops..

then theres the whole hiding out in the woods for a few more weeks.. changing my name, growing a beard and whatnot... but this is the sacrifice I pay to have my truck fixed right.. next week i go in to get my oil changed and tires balanced.. now where did I put my assault rifle??

[KD57]

Originally Posted by omegajim

must be a stihl.

Is there any other kind ??

I do have leverage over the service dept. I work on the service managers bikes. But, no problems, I can wait till it does it again, it's new so I have lots of warranty time left.

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by busa-boy33

Well.. I don't mean to brag here but ummmmm.... my mom was on TV not so long ago.. Yup, we are all proud of her and wish her well while she is in prison, she should be out soon for good behavior. Now we don't miss an episode of COPS to see if any other of our family makes it to fameville..

My moms tough.. took some mace in the eyes and got tasered twice.. what a gal!!

I saw that!! Too bad about her boob.

[Mavman]

RANT!

Employee health.....NOT ONLY do I need a doctors note, BUT I've got to go to the above mentioned later today via appointment......

....BEFORE I can go back to work, which I've wanted to do starting at 6 this morning.

Why??.....FOR A BOWEL OBSTRUCTION??? It's not like I had some massive infection, nor do I work on site!


oh well, I need a damn good shower anyway.. and relax with ya's all.

[inspiron]

Well, today is my first day back at the office after being knocked flat on my butt by a stupid virus. That damn little microbe gave me bronchitis and sapped so much energy from me that I could barely stand up for 5 days.