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02-08-2008, 09:06 AM
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| Fifth gear streak   Joined: Jun 2006
Bike: Suzuki C90T
Location: Chandler Arizona
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|  New Songs for the new Taser/MP3 Player The newest form of self-defense is now soooo convenient! Your ordinary looking MP3 player can come with a built in Taser. So what kind of songs would you find on this device? Zappity Doo Dah I Shocked the Sheriff Jump-Start Me Up Here Comes the Stun There's a Tear in My Beer (and a Stain of Sorts in My Shorts) Hey Joules Gonna Fry Now Maybe I'm a-Tased Bennie and the Jolts Jerking for the Weakened The Twitch Is Back Don't Go Baking My Heart Tased and Confused Shock the Junkie Achy Breaky Malfunctioning Pacemaker Heart Sweet Ohm Alabama Hit Me With Your Best Shock Tase Me Up Until I Glow-Glow You Light Up My Wife Twichita Lineman Yelp! She Blinded Me With an Appliance Almost Paralyzed Singe Beneath My Wings MacArthur Spark Jamie's Frying
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02-08-2008, 09:10 AM
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| Fifth gear streak Joined: Jun 2006
Bike: Suzuki C90T
Location: Chandler Arizona
Posts: 1,560
| There's also Thank God it's Fry Day Anything sung by Shock Ka Khan Doobie Watt by Peter Ampton Ohm My My by Ringo Star The Ohm Man down the Road This Ohm Man Learning to Fry Fry Robin Fry Ampmerican Woman What I amp is what I amp Take Me Ohm, Country roads Tase Go By... Jumping Jack Flash Burn Black Watter These Tase Twitchy Woman Dynamo Humm by Frank Zappa - not a pun but it fits lol A megacycle Built for Two (Tasey, Tasey, give me your answer do..) Watts yer name...
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02-08-2008, 10:26 AM
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| Thumper Mod   Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650
Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
Posts: 10,476
| Oh man that's too funny....
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