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Old 03-13-2008, 10:41 PM   #121 (permalink)
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Where did the saying tastes like s!@# come from. Did someone actually taste it?
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:40 AM   #122 (permalink)
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The true origin is the Old English scitte, diarrhoea, which is related to Dutch schijten, and German scheissen. (My late father-in-law, visiting Germany as a young man, once tried to explain to his hosts that some farmers had been shooting pigeons over the house. Sadly, the German verb “to shoot” is schiessen and he got the vowel wrong. Mutual embarrassment ensued.)

We are a little mealy-mouthed these days about the word, one of those classic Anglo-Saxon four-letter words, even though it is among the most common expletives known. When it first appeared, though, there were no negative or vulgar associations about it.

.....and a wee bit of fun..

http://www.funny-games.biz/catcha%%%%.html

If the %%%% filter picks the link up you may have to manually input it..

Tough %%%%!
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Old 03-14-2008, 07:28 AM   #123 (permalink)
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Buster, Once again you amaze me.
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Old 03-14-2008, 08:34 AM   #124 (permalink)
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Buster, Once again you amaze me.

Yeah, I am full of %%%% and %%%% information..
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:10 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Shi! happens!!!
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Old 03-15-2008, 06:22 AM   #126 (permalink)
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Shi! happens!!!
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Old 03-15-2008, 06:51 AM   #127 (permalink)
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"You don't take a %%%% you leave one" George Carlin
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Old 03-15-2008, 06:56 AM   #128 (permalink)
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This past Turdsday one of my coworkers brought in a huge bowl of venison sausage. I was standing at the end of the line and another coworker come in behind me and says, "ummmm, something smells good". My response, "yeah, I just %%%% my shorts."
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Old 03-15-2008, 07:41 AM   #129 (permalink)
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Well since its not Thursday I won't post anything about crap...




(though this day sure is one hell of a crappy day!!
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Old 03-15-2008, 09:35 AM   #130 (permalink)
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Yeah, but some people just don't give a %%%% anyway.....!
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Old 03-15-2008, 11:37 AM   #131 (permalink)
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Yeah, but some people just don't give a %%%% anyway.....!

I do, but only on odd days in odd months in odd years. Otherwise, I usually do give a %%%%.
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:21 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Sunday again and this thread is stillopen. Time to go pick up the crap in the yard again. I must learn to use the toilet

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Old 03-16-2008, 07:23 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Nothing more satisfying that a good crap in the woods. That's man territory!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 04:55 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Even though it is an even day in an odd month I actually give a %%%% this morning. Musta been that awesome bowel movement I just had!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 05:22 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Well its that time again. Another bowel movement. See ya all tonight!! Hava a crappy day!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:32 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:57 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Since Smurf is the smallest one here........

[He runs like Hell for the Door before anyone can get their hands on him.]

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Old 03-20-2008, 08:20 AM   #138 (permalink)
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I am a wee bit "runny" today, in fact I could sh*t through the eye of a needle at 20 paces....

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Old 03-20-2008, 09:04 AM   #139 (permalink)
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I've been suffering from a bit of angry arse myself. Well not full on angry. More like mildly displeased.
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:06 AM   #140 (permalink)
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lol
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We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.
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