Crappy Turdsday Thread - Page 20 - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

cms58 · 07-02-2008, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smurf

There...........that's better.

looks like he was in a exlax eating contest!

tricker · 07-02-2008, 11:33 AM

Is it rude while in the bathroom, your coworker is standing next to you brushing his teeth, (don't ask...) that you look, drop ass, smile, and walk away.

**intimid8er** · 07-02-2008, 11:58 AM

Of course not....it's a friggin' bathroom.

That said, I endeavor to make as much noise and olfactory offensiveness in public crappers as I possibly can. Nothing funnier than hearing somebody choke when they walk in. Then when you add sound effects.....it gets to be hilarious.

tricker · 07-02-2008, 12:02 PM

I have yelled this in a bathroom when my friend was on the crapper. There was a random person in there as well. "Who does number 2 work for!!!!"

but yeah I enjoy leaving little presents like that for people who piss me off. I am kind of a kamikaze when it comes to dropping ass and standing there waiting for them to notice.. Bask in my greatness!!!!!!

Mavman · 07-03-2008, 08:54 AM

I've only crapped 3 times so far today........YIPPIE!!

cms58 · 07-03-2008, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tricker

I have yelled this in a bathroom when my friend was on the crapper. There was a random person in there as well. "Who does number 2 work for!!!!"

but yeah I enjoy leaving little presents like that for people who piss me off. I am kind of a kamikaze when it comes to dropping ass and standing there waiting for them to notice.. Bask in my greatness!!!!!!

next time leave them an upper decker

HAMMERPETE · 07-03-2008, 11:14 AM

whew! I feel at least 5 pounds lighter. Good old morning coffee does it every time.

KD57 · 07-10-2008, 07:38 AM

Well, it's Turdsday again. Guess I will go to the library this morning.

tricker · 07-10-2008, 07:49 AM

Beer and BW's last night... yup some poor soul is going to think.. "hey i need to go take a leak." and Boom! bask in my greatness!!

Apertureguy · 07-10-2008, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

Of course not....it's a friggin' bathroom.

That said, I endeavor to make as much noise and olfactory offensiveness in public crappers as I possibly can. Nothing funnier than hearing somebody choke when they walk in. Then when you add sound effects.....it gets to be hilarious.

Yeah, I'm the same way. Right now I'm on this Cholesterol med, well 2 of them actually. They have this interesting side effect, gas.

Sometimes...I can actually hold a note for way longer than you would expect...combine that with the accoustics of a typical corporate rest room, which is like dropping a microphone in the toilet, and you have all the makings of a great story.

I've had people, while standing at the urinal speaking with each other, who've had to wait...till the noise dies down and then for the shock to wear off, before they can resume speaking.

Yes...life can be very entertaining.

Rae · 07-10-2008, 12:00 PM

Will this week ever end?! It's sad when you wishing your days away during the week just so you can sleep in on the weekends!

HAMMERPETE · 07-10-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rae

Will this week ever end?! It's sad when you wishing your days away during the week just so you can sleep in on the weekends!

Pffft! like we sleep on the weekends. I think it is the weekends that leaves us so tired for the weekdays.

stp1971 · 07-10-2008, 10:07 PM

Do you ever feel like going to work with a trenchcoat and dark glasses on?

I seriuosly need a new job. Got this A-Hole here (Sh*thead-- there I tied it in) that starts telling everyone, keep in mind I am the only one who rides at work, that he thinks all bikers are dumbarses and feels like they all should die. Of course when I say WTF he says I wasn't talking about you or to you.

Chicken Sh&t management here just keeps letting him start crap and will not stand up to him. Pure harrassment everyday I deal with. Last person that filed charges against him was let go due to budget cuts. Of course when I say that he is being whatever they just tell me that he is just being himsel and not to worry about it. He sits on Nascar.com and instant messaging all day and they won't say a thing to him. I get on any site other than a work site and they ask me what I am doing and want to detailed reason why I was there.

I am not feeling happy about this place. Anyone have any openings for a guy who will work and is dependable but doesn't want to deal with A-Holes??

I feel like the writing is on the walls. I do not kiss arse but do my job everyday and I don't fit in. WTF????? What a crappy Thursday.

tricker · 07-11-2008, 07:49 AM

just don't flip off management... not as though i did that before the NC trip....

**intimid8er** · 07-11-2008, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by stp1971

Do you ever feel like going to work with a trenchcoat and dark glasses on?

I seriuosly need a new job. Got this A-Hole here (Sh*thead-- there I tied it in) that starts telling everyone, keep in mind I am the only one who rides at work, that he thinks all bikers are dumbarses and feels like they all should die. Of course when I say WTF he says I wasn't talking about you or to you.

Chicken Sh&t management here just keeps letting him start crap and will not stand up to him. Pure harrassment everyday I deal with. Last person that filed charges against him was let go due to budget cuts. Of course when I say that he is being whatever they just tell me that he is just being himsel and not to worry about it. He sits on Nascar.com and instant messaging all (day and they won't say a thing to him. I get on any site other than a work site and they ask me what I am doing and want to detailed reason why I was there.

I am not feeling happy about this place. Anyone have any openings for a guy who will work and is dependable but doesn't want to deal with A-Holes??

I feel like the writing is on the walls. I do not kiss arse but do my job everyday and I don't fit in. WTF????? What a crappy Thursday.

You could always flip and work for the competition!

(Heads up....I'm gonna try and give you a call this weekend.)

**intimid8er** · 07-11-2008, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rae

Will this week ever end?! It's sad when you wishing your days away during the week just so you can sleep in on the weekends!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HAMMERPETE

Pffft! like we sleep on the weekends. I think it is the weekends that leaves us so tired for the weekdays.

Where's the turds?

Kiddin' guys....

How's the broken wing?

Rae · 07-11-2008, 10:20 AM

Oh, sorry Tim! I deal with turds everyday so, tursday is no different.

**intimid8er** · 07-11-2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rae

Oh, sorry Tim! I deal with turds everyday so, tursday is no different.

Don't talk about Pete that way!

How's the wing? Ms. Graceful......

Rae · 07-11-2008, 10:33 AM

My answer is in the "nothing thread" or whatever it's called.

HAMMERPETE · 07-11-2008, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rae

My answer is in the "nothing thread" or whatever it's called.

Sounds like a load of crap guys....I think she is milking this.

07-02-2008, 11:58 AM	#383 (permalink)
intimid8er It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005 Bike: '06 XB12X Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer Posts: 9,520	Of course not....it's a friggin' bathroom. That said, I endeavor to make as much noise and olfactory offensiveness in public crappers as I possibly can. Nothing funnier than hearing somebody choke when they walk in. Then when you add sound effects.....it gets to be hilarious. __________________ Song Pick of the Week 08/27 Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers <Insert nothing original in this space>

07-03-2008, 11:14 AM	#387 (permalink)
HAMMERPETE Bridal Boutique Manager Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 2005 HAMMER Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES Posts: 2,862	whew! I feel at least 5 pounds lighter. Good old morning coffee does it every time. __________________ "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!

07-10-2008, 07:38 AM	#388 (permalink)
KD57 No Significant Other Joined: Oct 2007 Bike: 2008 ZZR600 Location: Under a rock in Texas Posts: 2,373	Well, it's Turdsday again. Guess I will go to the library this morning. __________________ The "other" ZZR rider.

07-10-2008, 12:00 PM	#391 (permalink)
Rae In Training Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2008 Harley-Davidson Deluxe "Black Beauty" Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 482	Will this week ever end?! It's sad when you wishing your days away during the week just so you can sleep in on the weekends! __________________ A Rae of Sunshine...

07-10-2008, 10:07 PM	#393 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,773	Do you ever feel like going to work with a trenchcoat and dark glasses on? I seriuosly need a new job. Got this A-Hole here (Sh*thead-- there I tied it in) that starts telling everyone, keep in mind I am the only one who rides at work, that he thinks all bikers are dumbarses and feels like they all should die. Of course when I say WTF he says I wasn't talking about you or to you. Chicken Sh&t management here just keeps letting him start crap and will not stand up to him. Pure harrassment everyday I deal with. Last person that filed charges against him was let go due to budget cuts. Of course when I say that he is being whatever they just tell me that he is just being himsel and not to worry about it. He sits on Nascar.com and instant messaging all day and they won't say a thing to him. I get on any site other than a work site and they ask me what I am doing and want to detailed reason why I was there. I am not feeling happy about this place. Anyone have any openings for a guy who will work and is dependable but doesn't want to deal with A-Holes?? I feel like the writing is on the walls. I do not kiss arse but do my job everyday and I don't fit in. WTF????? What a crappy Thursday. __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

07-11-2008, 10:20 AM	#397 (permalink)
Rae In Training Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2008 Harley-Davidson Deluxe "Black Beauty" Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 482	Oh, sorry Tim! I deal with turds everyday so, tursday is no different. __________________ A Rae of Sunshine...

07-11-2008, 10:33 AM	#399 (permalink)
Rae In Training Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2008 Harley-Davidson Deluxe "Black Beauty" Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 482	My answer is in the "nothing thread" or whatever it's called. __________________ A Rae of Sunshine...

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