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Old 01-31-2008, 12:04 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2008, 12:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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wow... and we are all talking about poop... yup... upon second review yup... poop...
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Old 01-31-2008, 02:59 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Do not encourage them with a whole thread on the subject.
It might end up being as long as Sean's thread.




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Old 01-31-2008, 03:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 01-31-2008, 08:36 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2008, 03:49 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2008, 07:25 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2008, 07:34 AM   #28 (permalink)
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In the Cajun dialect, the word for explosive diarrhea is called "The Fwaus" I'm not sure there is a correct spelling for it.
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:43 AM   #29 (permalink)
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bring back the turdsday thread... boo yah!!!!
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Old 02-28-2008, 07:56 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:20 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:28 AM   #32 (permalink)
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There's actually someone in the parking garage here with a custom license plate that reads TURDY...

I figure it's because people give him a lot of crap.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:47 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:03 AM   #34 (permalink)
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The Chili Worm, or "Bung Maggot" as it's referred to by locals, tends to come to the surface after a particullarly thick bung fog.
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The Scottish slang is Jobbie (pronounced Joabee), I however, am 10 minutes after a right good dump!

Oh No! Did you ever have that IZAL toilet roll, you know, the shiney stuff? It just used to spread everything around instead of actually wiping anything up, Orbrit will know the stuff, it was a nightmare if you had diahorreah!

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Oh No! Did you ever have that IZAL toilet roll, you know, the shiney stuff? It just used to spread everything around instead of actually wiping anything up, Orbrit will know the stuff, it was a nightmare if you had diahorreah!
Is that the stuff that came in individual peices? It was like wiping with wax paper?! You'd have gotten better results using a stick or an old sock
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Is that the stuff that came in individual peices? It was like wiping with wax paper?! You'd have gotten better results using a stick or an old sock
The very same, except the Navy got it on rolls as well, you would always end up with paper cuts around the "rusty bullet hole"
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