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Old 04-24-2008, 12:51 PM   #241 (permalink)
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I thought they only made mention of the shells in Demolition Man (movie with Wesely).
They laugh at him and note that in his time they used wadded up pieces of tissue.
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Clearly....this poor fella has some problems with his alimentary canal....


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Old 04-24-2008, 01:07 PM   #243 (permalink)
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I'd hit it.

Hence the term "monkey butt" for our rears after riding all day. DOn't that thing look like the most uncomfortable thing in the world to live with? Sort of like elephantitis of the anus.
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I feel that way after a day of crappin' swamp water out my butt. You know...you could deuce through a screen door and not hit anything kinda day. Multiple times. You don't wipe..you just pat it dry. After the third go 'round it feels how that looks!
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more cranberry juice, anyone?

first thought that came to mind reading the last few posts.
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and again we come to the conclusion of this crappy thread

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Actually...I remember the 3 shells were seen in a movie with Albert Brooks...it was the one where he had to answer questions to get himself into heaven.

I thought they only made mention of the shells in Demolition Man (movie with Wesely).
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:29 AM   #248 (permalink)
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When the thunder of dyspepsia emanates from within' the putrid caverns. 'Tis said, the sound and tone, is so musical and magical, that angels weep.


Just a random thought that I found amusing....nothing more...
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When the thunder of dyspepsia emanates from within' the putrid caverns. 'Tis said, the sound and tone, is so musical and magical, that angels weep...
...and GAG!?
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isn't it a little early for the poop thread?
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It's never too early for poop talk young squire. Mind your tongue!!
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I throw IT down every day. Whatever IT is. IT just keeps jumping right back up onto my shoulder. I just keep throwing IT down again.......
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{psst...If'n IT keeps it up. I might throw my damn back out!}

Now where's my Geritol????
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rain check for the throwdown tim? kinda feeling full after lunch...
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Yer on....!

Storms' a comin'......Arth-a-ritus is actin' up. Cain't get off the couch no-how!

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I don't throw down anymore; I fire up the chainsaw.

People run, it's neat.

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Due to the recent problems with Porn, Foil and Pot, the Crappy Turdsday thread is canceled for the Duration!!



And Smurf, I don't want to hear the excuse that it is over your head!!!
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New word for thursday

CRANK = Crap + W*nk

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Thursday is great for me this week.. proves to be pay day for me and my slacking off. So life and this Thursday is pretty dang good. HUZZAH!!
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