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**87gsxrnut** · 09-02-2004, 11:47 AM

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stay in school...use a condom

I did. Now I am smart with no kids

- Nut

themeatmanlandry · 09-02-2004, 12:05 PM

I envy you.

Bluejeans · 09-02-2004, 12:44 PM

Actually kids are not so bad...they're like puppies. You get one when you are ready for it and then you train it very well while it is still young. Then, when it grows up, you have a nice companion.

On the other hand...just get a dog.

red7eb · 09-02-2004, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzukiGirl1

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Originally Posted by Louis

Gina???

Sorry!!!

That might have sounded better in my head than written down!!

LMAO!!

red7eb · 09-02-2004, 01:54 PM

Soad.. don't worry. H.S. isn't forever, it's just a mere 4 years out of an entire lifetime. Just like this past summer, this school year will be over in no time.

Besides, when you're not in school and/or doing homework, you have all of us to come chat with! What more could you want?

Seriously, though, make the best of what you're given. You're being handed a free education. If you plan NOW what you want to do when you get out, you can use school as your "tool" to get you one step closer to your goals. Want to make high school mean something? Go start with your guidance counselor, and start planning your life (if you haven't already done so).

Sorry.. done with my rant.

**inspiron** · 09-02-2004, 02:36 PM

No offence, red, but I think SuzukiGirl gets the "cool Mom speech" award for this one.

I don't think Marge Simpson could have said it better...

red7eb · 09-02-2004, 03:16 PM

??? Why would there be any offense?? I'm lost..

**inspiron** · 09-02-2004, 03:30 PM

Didn't want to step on your toes ... you being an experienced mom and all. I don't have any children of my own (my g/f has a 19 year old daughter who I love, but I didn't have anything to do with her upbrining).

red7eb · 09-02-2004, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by inspiron

Didn't want to step on your toes ... you being an experienced mom and all. I don't have any children of my own (my g/f has a 19 year old daughter who I love, but I didn't have anything to do with her upbrining).

Oh please! Do I seem like I'd be THAT stodgy??

I ride a sportbike, for crying out loud!

FTR - I agree with SuzukiGirl's post 200%

**inspiron** · 09-02-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by red7eb

Oh please! Do I seem like I'd be THAT stodgy??

I ride a sportbike, for crying out loud!

Hey, I was married to an "unstable" woman for 11 years - I am still a bit gunshy when I say something that could possibly be misinterpreted (or used against me years later when I have long forgotten it).

But, point taken - you're "cool"

themeatmanlandry · 09-02-2004, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by inspiron

I am still a bit gunshy when I say something that could possibly be misinterpreted

You kind of have to be like that on a forum. Without the face-to-face quotient, folks aren't sure what the heck the other guy's driving at sometimes. Been there, done that.

FIVEINCH · 09-02-2004, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Man . . . kind of makes me want to go sit in the bathroom with a shotgun in my mouth and my toe on the trigger

Dude! I would never thought to use the toe! That is SOOOO much easier than trying to reach with the finger.

red7eb · 09-02-2004, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

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Originally Posted by inspiron

I am still a bit gunshy when I say something that could possibly be misinterpreted

You kind of have to be like that on a forum. Without the face-to-face quotient, folks aren't sure what the heck the other guy's driving at sometimes. Been there, done that.

I hear you both.

**inspiron** · 09-02-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by FIVEINCH

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Man . . . kind of makes me want to go sit in the bathroom with a shotgun in my mouth and my toe on the trigger

Dude! I would never thought to use the toe! That is SOOOO much easier than trying to reach with the finger.

Please, think about your families! That shotgun is gonna make a huge mess, and the'll have to re-paint (and probably re-tile) the bathroom. A nice rope and a strong tree branch would do the trick, or just a handful of sleeping pills and a bottle of your favorite tequila/vodka/rum/gin/whiskey/schnapps...

FIVEINCH · 09-02-2004, 04:13 PM

I think if you mixed all that you skip the pills altogether!

I agree, shotgun at that close range would be real messy. Then you have to figure that your mind would have been so preoccupied that you just know your gonna forget your hearing protection!

themeatmanlandry · 09-02-2004, 04:14 PM

Be a man about it. Kill someone else. Always makes me feel better!!

**inspiron** · 09-02-2004, 04:18 PM

THAT is why I live in Switzerland ... the chance of dying of a hot lead poisoning was too high in Los Angeles (or anywhere else in the USA).

FIVEINCH · 09-02-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Be a man about it. Kill someone else. Always makes me feel better!!

LMAO!!!

09-02-2004, 04:51 PM

we had a couple shootings and more bomb threats that i can count in the last 20 years so this principal came i n and turned it in a prison. i mean NO PASSES!!!!! that means that in 5 minutes, you gotta go to your locker and go pee/poo. thats hard since the hallways are hella crowded. and my locker isnt aroundy any of my classes.

TL chris · 09-03-2004, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Be a man about it. Kill someone else. Always makes me feel better!!

Way to lead by example MOD!!!

j/k Meat funny.

09-02-2004, 12:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
Bluejeans Clunked into first gear Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Maine Posts: 226	Actually kids are not so bad...they're like puppies. You get one when you are ready for it and then you train it very well while it is still young. Then, when it grows up, you have a nice companion. On the other hand...just get a dog. __________________ There are 10 kinds of people...those who know binary and those who don't ------- 1995 Intruder VS800 - Black w/blue metallic flake 2003 Savage - Teal Green

09-02-2004, 01:54 PM	#25 (permalink)
red7eb Clutch Cadet Joined: May 2004 Bike: 2001 GSX-R750 Location: Maryland (Howard County) Posts: 935	Soad.. don't worry. H.S. isn't forever, it's just a mere 4 years out of an entire lifetime. Just like this past summer, this school year will be over in no time. Besides, when you're not in school and/or doing homework, you have all of us to come chat with! What more could you want? Seriously, though, make the best of what you're given. You're being handed a free education. If you plan NOW what you want to do when you get out, you can use school as your "tool" to get you one step closer to your goals. Want to make high school mean something? Go start with your guidance counselor, and start planning your life (if you haven't already done so). Sorry.. done with my rant. __________________ *You know he doesn't ride when he asks to ride bch and thinks it's "cute"...***

09-02-2004, 02:36 PM	#26 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,768	No offence, red, but I think SuzukiGirl gets the "cool Mom speech" award for this one. I don't think Marge Simpson could have said it better... __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

09-02-2004, 03:16 PM	#27 (permalink)
red7eb Clutch Cadet Joined: May 2004 Bike: 2001 GSX-R750 Location: Maryland (Howard County) Posts: 935	??? Why would there be any offense?? I'm lost.. __________________ *You know he doesn't ride when he asks to ride bch and thinks it's "cute"...***

09-02-2004, 03:30 PM	#28 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,768	Didn't want to step on your toes ... you being an experienced mom and all. I don't have any children of my own (my g/f has a 19 year old daughter who I love, but I didn't have anything to do with her upbrining). __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

09-02-2004, 12:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Banned Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	I envy you.

09-02-2004, 04:13 PM	#35 (permalink)
FIVEINCH U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2004 Bike: GSXR600K4 + D&D = DSRPTV!!!!!! Location: San Angelo, TX Posts: 1,083	I think if you mixed all that you skip the pills altogether! I agree, shotgun at that close range would be real messy. Then you have to figure that your mind would have been so preoccupied that you just know your gonna forget your hearing protection! __________________ I can see you... MK86: The US Navy Sends Its Regards... FIVE INCHES AT A TIME!!

09-02-2004, 04:14 PM	#36 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Banned Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	Be a man about it. Kill someone else. Always makes me feel better!!

09-02-2004, 04:18 PM	#37 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,768	THAT is why I live in Switzerland ... the chance of dying of a hot lead poisoning was too high in Los Angeles (or anywhere else in the USA). __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

09-02-2004, 04:51 PM	#39 (permalink)
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	we had a couple shootings and more bomb threats that i can count in the last 20 years so this principal came i n and turned it in a prison. i mean NO PASSES!!!!! that means that in 5 minutes, you gotta go to your locker and go pee/poo. thats hard since the hallways are hella crowded. and my locker isnt aroundy any of my classes.

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