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01-10-2008, 12:16 PM
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| Baft Dastard   Join Date: Jul 2007
Bike: K7 VZ M800 Intruder (M50 Boulevard): V45 Magna: Yamaha XJ900 Diversion
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 4,003
|  A few new stories for you.. first this year!
[EDIT: A few new TRUE stories for you.. first this year!] A couple decide they have to tighten up their belts. She says "You're spending £16 a week on 24 cans of beer. That has to stop." A week later he says "hang on, you're spending £28 a week on make up." She says "Yes, but that's to make me look lovely and attractive." He Says "That's what the beer was for!" Chinese man rings his boss and says "Me no work. I sick." Boss says "When I'm sick I make love to my wife, try that." 2 hours later Chinese man rings back "Me better. You got nice house!" Why did God invent orgasms for women? So they can still moan when they're enjoying themselves.  "Thank you, Thank you and I love you all!" |
