Here We Go Again . . . - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

themeatmanlandry · 01-09-2008, 09:50 AM

For those of you sad enough to pay attention to the drivel that I write, you may remember the Vietnamese kid that I used to work with that got offended when I farted . . . in the bathroom.

"He foss it ouw, {i.e. he forces it out}" was his complaint.

Well, we came in to work Monday and there were some animal droppings scattered to and fro. Now, any idiot would automatically assume that maybe, I don't know, a %%%%ing ANIMAL had %%%% everywhere??

No, no. Not this place. This guy named Chris (a true-blue nerd if there ever was one) decides that *someone* (meaning me) is playing a practical joke on him.

He goes on a tirade, never actually accusing me but making it extremely obvious that he thinks I've played a joke on him. Of course, once poop was found in other areas of the floor, he sat down and STFU . . . as opposed to be a man and offer me an apology for wrongly accusing me.

Today, we get here and find a chipmunk on the floor. CUTE as a button (yes, I turn into a woman around small furry things and little girls). I mean cute. If you've never seen a chipmunk up close, google it. In fact, google "baby goat" also, 'cuz they're even cuter.

Anyway, I got go around and tell everyone IN *MY* MOST POMPOUS VOICE that I did NOT in fact put poop on the moron's chair.

He's embarrassed, as he should be. Apology? NOOOOOOO, no. Of course not. The idiot's one of those polished turds that wears a tie everyday and acts all courteous, but it's just a facade. A real man would own up and apologize at least as loudly as he accused.

No chance of that.

So, anyway, here I sit . . . exonerated . . . basking in my own self-righteousness . . . while the idiot sits and bakes two cubes over because he knows he f'ed up and he now has a mouth full of crow.

Nice.