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**Trapper** · 01-08-2008, 07:32 AM

Towing lessons from the pros.

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tricker · 01-08-2008, 07:48 AM

i've seen this one before.. gotta love how some people aren't the brightest crayons in the box of markers.. and video tape it too!!

busa-boy33 · 01-08-2008, 07:52 AM

Bahahahahahaha!!!!

First off I have to say that if you trust any person who goes "Hu haha Hu hu haha" all the time then your a fool to begin with.

But that was classic..
Dorks - 1
Car - 0

"Dude!! I said stop Dude!! Huhahahu hu hu ha!! Dude you total **** his car up hu hu huu hu huu! Dude! Seriously! "

tricker · 01-08-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by busa-boy33

Bahahahahahaha!!!!

First off I have to say that if you trust any person who goes "Hu haha Hu hu haha" all the time then your a fool to begin with.

But that was classic..
Dorks - 1
Car - 0

"Dude!! I said stop Dude!! Huhahahu hu hu ha!! Dude you total **** his car up hu hu huu hu huu! Dude! Seriously! "

all i can think of is.... DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!

Rockhead · 01-08-2008, 09:44 AM

LOL He wasn’t even stuck that bad to begin with, retards.

My youth story:

We were pushing a buddy’s Mustang out of a ditch; we were about the same age. And we needed more muscle behind pushing, so the owner gets out grabs Bill who’s drunk to drive it out while we push. Sure as hell when he says give it gas and we push, the car hits the dry pavement and he has the thing floored. The car shoots out of our hands like a rocket goes about fifty yards straight into a telephone pole.

Cops showed up Bills in cuffs the owners %%%%%in about the car to the police. We were standing on the side of the road watching all this drama. Funny when the cop asks the owner for his ID and stuff the guy grabs his wallet and you hear a aching. The guy’s one hitter falls out of his pocket in front of the cops.

Fun night had to bail two people out on that one.

**Clint** · 01-08-2008, 10:04 AM

LOL. I knew what that was before I opened it. Classic!

themeatmanlandry · 01-08-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockhead

Funny when the cop asks the owner for his ID and stuff the guy grabs his wallet and you hear a aching. The guy’s one hitter falls out of his pocket in front of the cops.

See why I hate one-hitters, pipes, dugouts, bongs, etc.??? A joint sounds like a dandelion spore when it hits the ground. Plus, once it's smoked it's gone.

**Trapper** · 01-08-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

See why I hate one-hitters, pipes, dugouts, bongs, etc.??? A joint sounds like a dandelion spore when it hits the ground. Plus, once it's smoked it's gone.

robertc729 · 01-08-2008, 04:54 PM

That was a good laugh.

omegajim · 01-08-2008, 07:06 PM

I'm just trying to picture explaining to his dad why the car needs 2 grand worth of work.

tricker · 01-08-2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by omegajim

I'm just trying to picture explaining to his dad why the car needs 2 grand worth of work.

kinda reminds me of how i explained to my parents why i was on north ave in milwaukee.. in an accident where my car was totalled... jim you'll understand that one quite well

omegajim · 01-08-2008, 09:54 PM

which reminds me of a story my uncle told me once;

the railroad tracks ran right by the high school (well, pretty close) and a few miles up the road the tracks cross the road.

Long and short of it, one of my uncle's pals hops on the train as it's moving 2 mph not realizing the train is going downhill to the school.

Got a trip a good 40 miles more than he bargained for, the train was moving about 40 mph when it came to the school.

North ave? Just crossed it the other day, went to a sportsbar to watch a bowl game. They got enough traffic.

themeatmanlandry · 01-09-2008, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by omegajim

which reminds me of a story my uncle told me once;

the railroad tracks ran right by the high school (well, pretty close) and a few miles up the road the tracks cross the road.

Long and short of it, one of my uncle's pals hops on the train as it's moving 2 mph not realizing the train is going downhill to the school.

Got a trip a good 40 miles more than he bargained for, the train was moving about 40 mph when it came to the school.

North ave? Just crossed it the other day, went to a sportsbar to watch a bowl game. They got enough traffic.

I had a call once where a kid had hopped on a train near the Mall of Memphis and ridden it to Atoka (about 25 miles of riding). He hopped off when the train was going 40-50 mph. Ouch. His head looked REAL good.

Come to find out, the Memphis cops were looking for someone matching his description that had robbed some folks.

Dig this: His mama actually expected the Atoka cops to bring her idiot son back home! Right to the doorstep! Unbelievable.

They told that lady that her son was under arrest for riding the train, and would most likely make an appearance at the detention center downtown for questioning by the Memphis PD.

omegajim · 01-09-2008, 01:43 PM

under arrest for riding a train?

For what, being stupid?

"I'm sorry sir, that's a $100 ticket, bein that kind of stupid."

It's just insult to injury at that point.

themeatmanlandry · 01-10-2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by omegajim

under arrest for riding a train?

For what, being stupid?

"I'm sorry sir, that's a $100 ticket, bein that kind of stupid."

It's just insult to injury at that point.

No, first for trespassing on RR property, then for whatever-charge-they-put-on-you-when-you-jump-on-a-train-illegally, then for suspicion of armed robbery.

Stupidity is free.

01-08-2008, 09:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rockhead M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Bike: M50 Location: 1060 West Addison, Chicago Posts: 3,767	LOL He wasn’t even stuck that bad to begin with, retards. My youth story: We were pushing a buddy’s Mustang out of a ditch; we were about the same age. And we needed more muscle behind pushing, so the owner gets out grabs Bill who’s drunk to drive it out while we push. Sure as hell when he says give it gas and we push, the car hits the dry pavement and he has the thing floored. The car shoots out of our hands like a rocket goes about fifty yards straight into a telephone pole. Cops showed up Bills in cuffs the owners %%%%%in about the car to the police. We were standing on the side of the road watching all this drama. Funny when the cop asks the owner for his ID and stuff the guy grabs his wallet and you hear a aching. The guy’s one hitter falls out of his pocket in front of the cops. Fun night had to bail two people out on that one. __________________ Greg Biffle #16

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omegajim M-J.Com Lifetime Achievement Award Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 6,542	I'm just trying to picture explaining to his dad why the car needs 2 grand worth of work. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

01-08-2008, 09:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
omegajim M-J.Com Lifetime Achievement Award Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 6,542	which reminds me of a story my uncle told me once; the railroad tracks ran right by the high school (well, pretty close) and a few miles up the road the tracks cross the road. Long and short of it, one of my uncle's pals hops on the train as it's moving 2 mph not realizing the train is going downhill to the school. Got a trip a good 40 miles more than he bargained for, the train was moving about 40 mph when it came to the school. North ave? Just crossed it the other day, went to a sportsbar to watch a bowl game. They got enough traffic. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

01-09-2008, 01:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
omegajim M-J.Com Lifetime Achievement Award Joined: Jan 2007 Bike: 1980 Yamaha XS850 Location: Washington County, WI Posts: 6,542	under arrest for riding a train? For what, being stupid? "I'm sorry sir, that's a $100 ticket, bein that kind of stupid." It's just insult to injury at that point. __________________ "FREE TIBET!"* With purchase of one Tibet of equal or greater value.

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01-08-2008, 07:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
tricker Does not play well with others. Joined: May 2007 Bike: 2004 kawasaki zzr 600 Location: rochester, minnesota Posts: 5,512	i've seen this one before.. gotta love how some people aren't the brightest crayons in the box of markers.. and video tape it too!!

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busa-boy33 M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,922	Bahahahahahaha!!!! First off I have to say that if you trust any person who goes "Hu haha Hu hu haha" all the time then your a fool to begin with. But that was classic.. Dorks - 1 Car - 0 "Dude!! I said stop Dude!! Huhahahu hu hu ha!! Dude you total **** his car up hu hu huu hu huu! Dude! Seriously! "

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