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11-30-2007, 06:10 AM
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| Baft Dastard   Join Date: Jul 2007
Bike: K7 VZ M800 Intruder (M50 Boulevard): V45 Magna: Yamaha XJ900 Diversion
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 4,003
|  A true story about...... George Bush!
Its just been reported that there has been a fire at The White House, George Bush's personal library has been completely gutted and both of his books have been completely destoyed. A source close to The President has been quoted as saying.. "The President is particulary upset as he hadn't even finished colouring in the second book" AND..... there is of course, the good old Parrot joke.... (YES! unbelievably.... it is...... Another true story!!) A women goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot, She asks the shop keeper how much they cost. The shop keeper replies "we have one at £200, one at £150 and one at £15" She asks why the last parrot is only £15 The shop keeper replies "It use to live in a brothel" "I'll have that one" she says She arrives home and removes the cover from the parrots cage, it looks around and says "a new brothel, a new brothel" The women finds this quite funny. Later her daughters arrive home, the parrot looks them both up and down and says "two new prostitutes, two new prostitutes" The women and her daughters find this hillarious. Her husband arrives shortly afterwards, the parrot takes one look at the husband and says "Hi Dave not seen you for a few weeks"  |
