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blackie1491 · 06-22-2008, 09:45 PM

Don said he would be your lab Rat!!!

diamond_jim · 06-22-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by blackie1491

Don said he would be your lab Rat!!!

That will be easy. He's already a rat. Just need to change his surroundings.

buster · 06-23-2008, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by diamond_jim

That will be easy. He's already a rat. Just need to change his surroundings.

Is this the job you applied for last year ??

Congratulations, Sir.

diamond_jim · 06-23-2008, 05:41 AM

Thanks everyone. Yes, Buster, it's the same job. I've actually had it but haven't actually started, if that makes any sense.

Uncle B · 06-25-2008, 05:27 PM

diamond_jim moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from drgibson for $100.00.

drgibson agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.

The next day drgibson drove up and said; 'Sorry diamond_jim, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.

diamond_jim replied; Well then just give me my money back.'

drgibson said; Can't do that. I went and spent it already.

diamond_jim said; Ok then just bring me the dead donkey.

drgibson asked; What ya gonna do with him?

diamond_jim said; I'm going to raffle him off.

drgibson said; You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

diamond_jim said; Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the drgibson met up with diamond_jim and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

diamond_jim said; I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

drgibson; said Didn't anyone complain?'

diamond_jim said; Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.

diamond_jim now works for the government.

diamond_jim · 06-25-2008, 05:44 PM

Now that's funny, UB.

Yahoo! I made some money already!!!!!

Uncle B · 06-25-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by diamond_jim

Now that's funny, UB.

Yahoo! I made some money already!!!!!

Uncle B: Steps to center stage bows says thanks.

diamond_jim · 06-25-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle B

Uncle B: Steps to center stage bows says thanks.

To UB:

DIN-K-DAU · 06-25-2008, 09:38 PM

Hey diamond jim,
Does this mean you can debaffle your patients and stick fibrosleeve up there tubes?

buster · 06-26-2008, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DIN-K-DAU

Hey diamond jim,
Does this mean you can debaffle your patients and stick fibrosleeve up there tubes?

Yes he can.... I was debaffled and Fibrosleeved after asking him a stupid question, now my 'Love Puffs' have a whole new tone!!

Smurf · 06-26-2008, 06:44 AM

"Love Puff's".................hahahahahahaha !!!!!

Never heard them called that before................"Love Puff's".

I like that............mind if I use it ?????????????

diamond_jim · 06-26-2008, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Smurf

"Love Puff's".................hahahahahahaha !!!!!

Never heard them called that before................"Love Puff's".

I like that............mind if I use it ?????????????

I don't think he'll mind if you use his "Love Puffs".

Debbaffle and fibrosleeve my patients? That sounds like a procedure to relieve constipation and improve bowel movements.

jgreth · 06-26-2008, 09:44 AM

That was great, UB!

KD57 · 06-26-2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jgreth

That was great, UB!

blackie1491 · 06-26-2008, 01:36 PM

Mini blue love puffs!!!!!

**inspiron** · 06-27-2008, 01:26 AM

I'm not sure I like the direction that this thread has taken ...

diamond_jim · 06-27-2008, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by inspiron

I'm not sure I like the direction that this thread has taken ...

Okay, back on track.

Here's an idea of the stuff that I do.

eMedicine - Intraoperative Neurophysiological Monitoring : Article by Leon K Liem

diamond_jim · 07-16-2008, 09:10 PM

I am the program director for the brand new Electroneurodiagnostics Program at the college where I recently started working. The fall catalog for the college was just released today. I brought a copy home to show the wife.

It's so cool to look thru the catalog and actually see in print the new degree info and see my name and title in the catalog. Guys, it just doesn't get much better than that.

Low&Slow · 07-16-2008, 09:21 PM

I know what you mean Jim, it's just like the first time I saw my name in the phone book. Congrats on the new job Jim.

**intimid8er** · 07-17-2008, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Low&Slow

I know what you mean Jim, it's just like the first time I saw my name in the phone book. Congrats on the new job Jim.

LOL

I can't find that clip from "The Jerk" on YouTube.

06-23-2008, 05:41 AM	#44 (permalink)
diamond_jim Throttle Jockey Joined: Oct 2007 Bike: M8 Hellcat Location: North Alabama Posts: 3,249	Thanks everyone. Yes, Buster, it's the same job. I've actually had it but haven't actually started, if that makes any sense. __________________ M50 tutorials, tips and how-to links

06-25-2008, 05:27 PM	#45 (permalink)
Uncle B Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Location: Gordon Texas Latitude: 32.54833 Longitude: -98.36889 Posts: 4,088	diamond_jim moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from drgibson for $100.00. drgibson agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day drgibson drove up and said; 'Sorry diamond_jim, but I have some bad news, the donkey died. diamond_jim replied; Well then just give me my money back.' drgibson said; Can't do that. I went and spent it already. diamond_jim said; Ok then just bring me the dead donkey. drgibson asked; What ya gonna do with him? diamond_jim said; I'm going to raffle him off. drgibson said; You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' diamond_jim said; Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the drgibson met up with diamond_jim and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' diamond_jim said; I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.' drgibson; said Didn't anyone complain?' diamond_jim said; Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back. diamond_jim now works for the government. __________________ Ride Safe, Ride Long, & Have Fun Benjamin Franklin> They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security. http://www.gordontexas.net/ http://www.gordonvfd.com/

06-25-2008, 05:44 PM	#46 (permalink)
diamond_jim Throttle Jockey Joined: Oct 2007 Bike: M8 Hellcat Location: North Alabama Posts: 3,249	Now that's funny, UB. Yahoo! I made some money already!!!!! __________________ M50 tutorials, tips and how-to links

06-26-2008, 06:44 AM	#51 (permalink)
Smurf Quiche' King Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: 2005 Red Flamed M-50 Location: McDonough Georgia Posts: 4,266	"Love Puff's".................hahahahahahaha !!!!! Never heard them called that before................"Love Puff's". I like that............mind if I use it ????????????? __________________ "I would rather be lucky than good!"

06-26-2008, 09:44 AM	#53 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Joined: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,058	That was great, UB! __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

06-22-2008, 09:45 PM	#41 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,210	Don said he would be your lab Rat!!!

06-25-2008, 09:38 PM	#49 (permalink)
DIN-K-DAU Where Am I ? Joined: Apr 2008 Bike: Suzuki/C50T/2007 Location: NTEXAS Posts: 27	Hey diamond jim, Does this mean you can debaffle your patients and stick fibrosleeve up there tubes?

06-26-2008, 01:36 PM	#55 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,210	Mini blue love puffs!!!!!

06-27-2008, 01:26 AM	#56 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 11,770	I'm not sure I like the direction that this thread has taken ... __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

07-16-2008, 09:10 PM	#58 (permalink)
diamond_jim Throttle Jockey Joined: Oct 2007 Bike: M8 Hellcat Location: North Alabama Posts: 3,249	I am the program director for the brand new Electroneurodiagnostics Program at the college where I recently started working. The fall catalog for the college was just released today. I brought a copy home to show the wife. It's so cool to look thru the catalog and actually see in print the new degree info and see my name and title in the catalog. Guys, it just doesn't get much better than that.

07-16-2008, 09:21 PM	#59 (permalink)
Low&Slow Fifth gear streak Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: 07 Vulcan 1600 Classic Location: Bell City, Louisiana Posts: 1,356	I know what you mean Jim, it's just like the first time I saw my name in the phone book. Congrats on the new job Jim. __________________ I believe that sex is the most beautiful, wholesome, natural thing money can buy.Steve Martin

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