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JmalB · 11-27-2007, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by omegajim

While I'm in the "rant" thread, anybody else read sunday's Dilbert? It had my psychopathic (ex) bosses described perfectly.

Dilbert Comic Strip Archive - Dilbert.com - The Official Dilbert Website by Scott Adams - Dilbert, Dogbert and Coworkers!

They do that crap at my job. I of course deign not to the job that's not fully explained. My superiors have learned to deal with.

for unions.

busa-boy33 · 11-27-2007, 05:42 AM

I have a lazy coworker that works with our group. A senior pipe designer who thinks he's "too good" to actually do his job. All he does all day long is sits around complaining about the job, talking to women he's met off of e-harmony and makes our dept look bad.. and yet he's still here with us.. it's embarrassing to have the boss come in and yell at someone like a he's a 4 yr old child.. I am hoping he will quit soon..

JmalB · 11-27-2007, 06:44 AM

It'd be nice to have a reason to be motivated around here.

busa-boy33 · 11-27-2007, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JmalB

It'd be nice to have a reason to be motivated around here.

motivation is located over in the good morning thread.. this thread is a hate on life and all beyond..hehe

tricker · 11-27-2007, 07:56 AM

You know what grinds my gears?? shampoo that isn't tear-less. You get that stuff in your eyes and man that stings

**Clint** · 11-27-2007, 07:58 AM

Keep at it. You'll get the hang of it.

All new bathers face the same challenge. Some learn more slowly than others. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

jgreth · 11-27-2007, 08:06 AM

I avoid that situation alltogether... I just don't bathe.

tricker · 11-27-2007, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jgreth

I avoid that situation alltogether... I just don't bathe.

Ummm.... too much info?

buster · 11-27-2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by jgreth

I avoid that situation alltogether... I just don't bathe.

Yeah, I'd heard that already.

kay · 11-27-2007, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by tricker

You know what grinds my gears?? shampoo that isn't tear-less. You get that stuff in your eyes and man that stings

Haha. You're talking like a 5 yr old!!

Funny...I never get shampoo in my eyes and I don't use the tear-less stuff either.

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Originally Posted by jgreth

I avoid that situation alltogether... I just don't bathe.

tricker · 11-27-2007, 10:49 AM

so i'm the only adult who admits to sometimes getting shampoo in their eyes? Son of a......

**Clint** · 11-27-2007, 11:05 AM

Ain't honesty a kick in the boys?

jgreth · 11-27-2007, 11:54 AM

tricker · 11-27-2007, 11:57 AM

busa-boy33 · 11-27-2007, 12:18 PM

muahaha Clint gotcha on that one..

themeatmanlandry · 11-27-2007, 02:13 PM

Here's a rant for you . . .

Every time (EVERY TIME) I go to drop deuce, there's some homesteader in there reading "War and Peace." Same dude. Every day. Well . . . same shoes at least.

I'd love to be this guy's supervisor. He must disappear right after lunch and sit in there working on his asteroids until quit time 4 and a half hours later. Doesn't this guy have a life? I mean . . . no one on their death bed reflects on their accomplishments in life and wishes that they'd have spent more time sitting on a porcelain bowl with their pants around their ankles wafting their own filth.

I think I'm going to either:
1) Just start turning the lights out while he's in there and coming back in an hour;
2) Toss a bucket of raw squid over the door;
3) Find out who it is and give them a tray of bran muffins for Xmas; or
4) Just stroll in, drop trough, sit in this moron's lap and crack open the sports page.

Buh-rother. How inconsiderate.

Before anyone says, "Why don't you use another stall," there's only one bathroom worthy of my waste (the third floor) and I don't really care to sit down next to someone while they're doing that.

Here's a funny thing that happened once:
Dude (not that dude, another one) comes in and heads into the stall. Dude tells the guy at the urinal, "I hope you like Italian!" Dude repsonds:

"Oh, Lord . . . I used to. Not anymore."

diamond_jim · 11-27-2007, 02:15 PM

Makes me wonder what else Tricker failed to learn how to do correctly as a child. Any problem with those double knots?

diamond_jim · 11-27-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Every time (EVERY TIME) I go to drop deuce, there's some homesteader in there reading "War and Peace." Same dude. Every day. Well . . . same shoes at least.

Sneak up on him and take the porno mag he's got hiding in his book. He won't be in there for long next time he goes. He can't get much action going with War and Peace. And if he can, well... lets just say he's got bigger issues than taking up valuable after-lunch stall time.

**intimid8er** · 11-27-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Buh-rother. How inconsiderate.

Before anyone says, "Why don't you use another stall," there's only one bathroom worthy of my waste (the third floor) and I don't really care to sit down next to someone while they're doing that.

Aren't you going in there to befoul the air also?????

themeatmanlandry · 11-27-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by intimid8er

Aren't you going in there to befoul the air also?????

Yes, but not for four hours at a time.

11-27-2007, 05:42 AM	#162 (permalink)
busa-boy33 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst Join Date: Jul 2007 Bike: Hayabusa 06, Honda VTX 1300 Location: In a Cave Posts: 4,073	I have a lazy coworker that works with our group. A senior pipe designer who thinks he's "too good" to actually do his job. All he does all day long is sits around complaining about the job, talking to women he's met off of e-harmony and makes our dept look bad.. and yet he's still here with us.. it's embarrassing to have the boss come in and yell at someone like a he's a 4 yr old child.. I am hoping he will quit soon.. __________________ *I walk the stars on my way home..* Last edited by busa-boy33; 11-27-2007 at 06:51 AM.

11-27-2007, 08:06 AM	#167 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Join Date: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,089	I avoid that situation alltogether... I just don't bathe. __________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

11-27-2007, 11:54 AM	#173 (permalink)
jgreth Mr. Threadjack Join Date: Aug 2007 Bike: 2007 Suzuki GS500F Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 3,089	__________________ What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. What happened to then? We passed then. When? Just now. We're at now now. Go back to then. When? Now! Now? Now! I can't. Why? We missed it. When? Just now. When will then be now? Soon.

11-27-2007, 12:18 PM	#175 (permalink)
busa-boy33 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst Join Date: Jul 2007 Bike: Hayabusa 06, Honda VTX 1300 Location: In a Cave Posts: 4,073	muahaha Clint gotcha on that one.. __________________ *I walk the stars on my way home..*

11-27-2007, 02:13 PM	#176 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Happy-ass Lunatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,423	Here's a rant for you . . . Every time (EVERY TIME) I go to drop deuce, there's some homesteader in there reading "War and Peace." Same dude. Every day. Well . . . same shoes at least. I'd love to be this guy's supervisor. He must disappear right after lunch and sit in there working on his asteroids until quit time 4 and a half hours later. Doesn't this guy have a life? I mean . . . no one on their death bed reflects on their accomplishments in life and wishes that they'd have spent more time sitting on a porcelain bowl with their pants around their ankles wafting their own filth. I think I'm going to either: 1) Just start turning the lights out while he's in there and coming back in an hour; 2) Toss a bucket of raw squid over the door; 3) Find out who it is and give them a tray of bran muffins for Xmas; or 4) Just stroll in, drop trough, sit in this moron's lap and crack open the sports page. Buh-rother. How inconsiderate. Before anyone says, "Why don't you use another stall," there's only one bathroom worthy of my waste (the third floor) and I don't really care to sit down next to someone while they're doing that. Here's a funny thing that happened once: Dude (not that dude, another one) comes in and heads into the stall. Dude tells the guy at the urinal, "I hope you like Italian!" Dude repsonds: "Oh, Lord . . . I used to. Not anymore." __________________ Go to hell

11-27-2007, 07:56 AM	#165 (permalink)
tricker M-J Lifetime Achievement Award Join Date: May 2007 Bike: 2004 kawasaki zzr 600 Location: rochester, minnesota Posts: 7,208	You know what grinds my gears?? shampoo that isn't tear-less. You get that stuff in your eyes and man that stings

11-27-2007, 10:49 AM	#171 (permalink)
tricker M-J Lifetime Achievement Award Join Date: May 2007 Bike: 2004 kawasaki zzr 600 Location: rochester, minnesota Posts: 7,208	so i'm the only adult who admits to sometimes getting shampoo in their eyes? Son of a......

11-27-2007, 11:57 AM	#174 (permalink)
tricker M-J Lifetime Achievement Award Join Date: May 2007 Bike: 2004 kawasaki zzr 600 Location: rochester, minnesota Posts: 7,208

11-27-2007, 02:15 PM	#177 (permalink)
diamond_jim M-J Master Poster Join Date: Oct 2007 Bike: Thumper Location: North Alabama Posts: 3,813	Makes me wonder what else Tricker failed to learn how to do correctly as a child. Any problem with those double knots?

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