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Old 09-20-2007, 08:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A little something funny

A couple of months ago, my wife was driving home from work listening to these two nuts on the radio. They were doing a story about a dude that had bought an Everlast punching bag. The bag lost a seam (or something) and dude removed the bag packing to find . . . tens of pounds of used underwear, men and ladies. He said, "It smelled bad. Real bad." <===ACTUAL QUOTE

My wife found that funny. I didn't. Mainly because I bought an 80-lb punching bag last year . . . FROM EVERLAST.

When the wife told me about what she'd heard, I immediately went to the garage to check out my bag. (y'see where this is going? ). There a zipper that runs the circumference of the top panel of the bag. It's a booger to unzip, but I managed to move it about an inch.

I stuck my nose in the hole and sniffed.

It smelled like a used clothing store.

So let's summarize, shall we? Somewhere . . . some dude . . . is living high on the hog . . . because he figured out a way to sell Landry 80 lbs of used underwear for $70.

Only in America, folks. Only in America.

.snilboG kcoC

[landry wonders if there's anything in his size in the bag]