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09-18-2007, 08:20 AM
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| Baft Dastard   Join Date: Jul 2007
Bike: K7 VZ M800 Intruder (M50 Boulevard): V45 Magna: Yamaha XJ900 Diversion
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 4,003
|  NEW beer warning labels
Due to increasing incidents of litigation, beer maunfacturers are going to be printing the following labels on thier products.. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering. 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you dance like an %%%%%%% 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you shay shings like thish 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think that ex-lovers are dying to get a phone call from you at 4am. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you not care about what you are not wearing.. 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have magical Kung-Fu powers 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you roll over in the morning and wonder, "How did that alien get in my bed?" 8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you 'obtain' inexplicable rug burns to the forehead. 9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are invisible. 10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you people are laughing WITH you 11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. |
