Just a quickie

[buster]

SWMBO feels well enough to go shopping (first time since hospital), so I'm off to sunny Glasgow to have my wallet stress tested!

Wish me luck..

But in the mean time, here, have this one....
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A ventriloquist visiting Aberdeen, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Aberdonian Bloke "Good morning, mind if I talk to your dog?"

Aberdonian Bloke: "The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?"

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Aye, not bad."
Aberdonian Bloke: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the loch once a week to play."

Aberdonian Bloke: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Aberdonian Bloke: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Aberdonian Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty well, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the stable to protect me from the elements."

Aberdonian Bloke: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Aberdonian Bloke: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

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