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09-14-2007, 05:51 AM
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| Baft Dastard   Join Date: Jul 2007
Bike: K7 VZ M800 Intruder (M50 Boulevard): V45 Magna: Yamaha XJ900 Diversion
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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|  A true story...about a tunnel
Palanon, at your service, sah! In a train carriage there are 4 people, an English gent, a beautiful Swedish Blonde, a Frenchman, and a hideous looking fat Italian lady. Several minutes in to the trip the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they emerge from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red mark on his cheek. The Blonde thinks - "That French son of a biatch tried to touch me up and by mistake, must have put his hand on the fat lady, who has slapped him". The Fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman must have laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". The Frenchman thought - "That b*stard Englishman must have put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French tw*t again.  |
