Proof That The World Is Nuts!

[buster]

Happy Monday everyone!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
Only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Not as good as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
From drinking little bottles of...?
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Gotta watch where you land!)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)

[jgreth]

Originally Posted by buster

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

LOL, yeah that's kinda ... odd.

Originally Posted by buster

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

That's pretty stupid.

Originally Posted by buster

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

Yeah, same reaction... a brick?

Originally Posted by buster

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")

Eep, so I guess getting head is better than losing your head.

Originally Posted by buster

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

- How do I apply for this one?

Originally Posted by buster

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

DOH!

Originally Posted by buster

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Now this one is kinda funny... I guess when someone has to get the fish out of the tanks they don't want to get their shirts wet.

Originally Posted by buster

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

Eww?

Originally Posted by buster

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

Interesting lol!

Originally Posted by buster

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)

I've had a few instances of my breath smelling like ass, but that's taking it to a new extreme.

[busa-boy33]

Throws up his hands and gives up on trying to make a difference in the world and trying to make it a better place to live.. cuz.. there is no competing with animal sex.. ewwwwww

[tricker]

thats it.... i'm moving to Guam

[kay]

Buster, this is great!

[buster]

Originally Posted by tricker

thats it.... i'm moving to Guam

See you there...!

[Warputer]

Originally Posted by tricker

thats it.... i'm moving to Guam

Get in line buddy !

[busa-boy33]

Hmmm thinks Guam is fine but what if you got ahold of a 400 lb chick that hasn't bathed in a month?? or shaved? Yeah, not sooo willing to go now are you?

Ok.. whose first?

[themeatmanlandry]

Anyone SNOPES that info? Seems hard to believe.

[Xerses]

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Anyone SNOPES that info? Seems hard to believe.

I was thinking the exact same thing. If I remember correctly (they are taken from an old e-mail) some of them are true, but lots are not.

[busa-boy33]

Originally Posted by busa-boy33

Hmmm thinks Guam is fine but what if you got ahold of a 400 lb chick that hasn't bathed in a month?? or shaved? Yeah, not sooo willing to go now are you?

Ok.. whose first?

I am still waiting for an answer... Whose First???

Step right up fellas.. she is waiting for someone (something) to make her a complete woman ..hehe.. Landry??

[themeatmanlandry]

[landry looks at the teeth, specifically that sexy gap with the "Next Tooth 1 Mile" sign]

Yeah, I think we could work something out. She got a sister?

[busa-boy33]

from laughter !! Landry's craaaaazy..lol

[tricker]

two words.... paper bag

[busa-boy33]

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

[landry looks at the teeth, specifically that sexy gap with the "Next Tooth 1 Mile" sign]

Yeah, I think we could work something out. She got a sister?

Why yes she does infact have a sister.. so you can have two for the price of one..lol

Your a lucky guy?

[jgreth]

[robertc729]

[HAMMERPETE]

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)


I guess no " WHO's Yo Daddy spanking"

[themeatmanlandry]

Originally Posted by HAMMERPETE

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)


I guess no " WHO's Yo Daddy spanking"

Reminds me of a scene from an old Kevin Bacon movie. I think it was "She's Having A Baby." They're on their honeymoon, consumating the union and her parents are at the end of the bed wearing miners' hardhats (you know . . . the ones with the flashlight mounted on them). All this pounding and bouncing's going on and one of the parents says, "Get your butt a little higher. There you go."

[jgreth]

Originally Posted by themeatmanlandry

Reminds me of a scene from an old Kevin Bacon movie. I think it was "She's Having A Baby." They're on their honeymoon, consumating the union and her parents are at the end of the bed wearing miners' hardhats (you know . . . the ones with the flashlight mounted on them). All this pounding and bouncing's going on and one of the parents says, "Get your butt a little higher. There you go."

LOL yeah I remember that. Pretty funny.