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Old 08-12-2004, 08:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Check this out:

http://www.viberider.com

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Old 08-12-2004, 08:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ah, so the world of mastubatory motorcycle accessories is alive and kicking! Let's just hope they don't try to appease the males. The mental image makes me a little sick.
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Old 08-12-2004, 12:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm not sure that I'd want to lean into a sharp curve with an orgasmic girl on my back. ...kind of throws you off balance... ...My advice: keep the freakin' vibrators to the bedroom.
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And for the hanlde bars they could have clipons that look like ________ (insert favorite phallic symbol here).
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This could be a good *luring* tool for those guys that have wives/girlfriends that don't want to ride...

"honey...go on one ride for two blocks...I PROMISE you'll LOVE it!"
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Good luck getting my wife on something like that. But I was wondering. What do they wear when using that? And what do you do with it when you park your bike somewhere?

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Old 08-12-2004, 04:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Good luck getting my wife on something like that. But I was wondering. What do they wear when using that? And what do you do with it when you park your bike somewhere?
The site said that once it's installed you can't see it...I'm assuming it goes inside the seat...
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Or maybe it stays with the passenger?? I know that the effects probably will for at least a little while.
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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My friend Lynne once told me of her favorite way to ride her Harley. It had something to do with tight form fitting pants (mainly jeans), the stock seat (not one with extra padding, but the numb your butt stock hard seat), and a golf ball. I'm thinking it's a lot cheaper than an electronic gizmo. However, I don't know if it would be as effective for a passenger as it would be for the rider. Personally, I'd rather have the GF save her energy and excitement for when we get back from the ride, instead of using it all up during the ride.

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I guess them crazy, women havin' reputation that Harley owners have isn't all it's cracked up to be is it? I mean if they need a device like that.......? Hmmm......
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Old 08-13-2004, 12:46 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Back when I took the MSF Course, it was in the fall, and while the bikes were warming up, the instructor had the choke all the way up. Of course he told us to get on the bikes while they were still warming up... Unfortunatly some of the other women giggled when the instructor stated that the vibration was normal. To which he promptly replied.. "Too bad ladies, you can't take them home"... One woman turned bright red, and all the men cracked up. I must say, I was a little surprised at that coming from an instructor on our first day.
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I'm not sure that I'd want to lean into a sharp curve with an orgasmic girl on my back. ...kind of throws you off balance... ...My advice: keep the freakin' vibrators to the bedroom.
...at least off of the motorcycle - don't get too limited here!

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Old 08-27-2004, 10:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Humm I guess you'd also need to sotchguard the rear seat too.
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Old 08-28-2004, 12:09 AM   #15 (permalink)
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At least hose it off afterward........
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Old 09-11-2004, 09:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Ok, so like i have a hypothetical question for you all...remember, purely hypothetical..

Lets this guy with a blue Katana 600 buys one of those, and like um, turns it on while his cousins wife is riding with him...by accident of course .....

is that cheating?
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:02 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I would say that it is her call not yours. If she is committed to her relationship, then she will ask you to stop the vibrator and she may even get off the bike....if this happens, she will categorize you as a creep.

On the other hand, if she enjoys this ride, you might want to park at a motel. But, then need we say you are cheating?...If you don't want to cheat, then don't start the friggin vibrator, not even accidentally

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turn it on and rev it high!!!!!!!
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