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08-15-2007, 06:50 AM
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| Baft Dastard   Join Date: Jul 2007
Bike: K7 VZ M800 Intruder (M50 Boulevard): V45 Magna: Yamaha XJ900 Diversion
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 4,003
|  The truth hurts...
WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Of course not!" WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!" WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Alright, I would." WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?" HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you." WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?" WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?" HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess." WIFE: "And she'd use my car?" HUSBAND: "No. She only has a Bike license." WIFE: (silence) HUSBAND: "Oh ****!"  |
