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08-14-2007, 09:33 AM
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| Baft Dastard   Join Date: Jul 2007
Bike: K7 VZ M800 Intruder (M50 Boulevard): V45 Magna: Yamaha XJ900 Diversion
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 4,003
|  Pulled by the police
The first day I had my noooo bike I went for a spin. Onto the Motorway (M8 in Glasgow), heading south cos it is much quieter, after all no one really wants to leave Scotland anyway.. Anyway, I digress, battering down the motorway at about 60mph getting the feel for the bike (grinning).. I decided to open her up a bit more, up to 70mph (bigger grin).. A wee bit more.. 80mph (helmet splitting grin). Ah nuts a teeny bit more.. after all the motorway was clear.. 95mph (now giggling like a demented child).. When LO! Did I spot the fuzz in my rear view mirror, I tried to outrun him for a few miles and decided to give up after all this is a cruiser and not a sportster, ahhh PANTS! cut my losses and pull over (hoping it was a nice lady police person), and the biggest, ugliest, angriest, looking copper comes over to me and says, in a very polite repose, "Going a little bit quick weren't you sir!?!"  "Er.. yes officer, sorry officer" I offered..  "Well then, being as it is the end of my shift and I am in an exceptionally good mood, if you can give me a good enough reason, then I'll let you go" challenged the Policeman. "Well actually officer" says I, with fear and trepidation, "my wife ran off with a Policeman about 6 months ago, and I thought you were trying to return her!" No ticket was issued!  |
