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08-14-2007, 06:50 AM
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| Third gear and cruising  Join Date: Jul 2007
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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you, grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, they have wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" "No problem at all, I get nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light." The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in charge. "What are you people doing!?" he asks. "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" "Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."  |
