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busa-boy33 · 07-26-2007, 12:21 PM

Went to the beach this past weekend... Pensacola beach... watched the Blue Angels perform.. I was thinking that the sun would not be a big deal, I have on sun screen... I was wrong.. here it is Tuesday.. I'm peeling like an onion, itching like crazy and all i want to do is rip off my shirt and whallo around on some sand paper.. this is driving me NUTZ!!

**Clint** · 07-26-2007, 12:23 PM

Ogres are like onions, too.

GregR1 · 07-26-2007, 12:26 PM

aloe vera gel

busa-boy33 · 07-26-2007, 12:33 PM

Whoa!! Did I say Tuesday???? wow.. I need a vacation..

GregR1 · 07-26-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by busa-boy33

Whoa!! Did I say Tuesday???? wow.. I need a vacation..

some place warm with lots of sandy beaches and sun sun sun!

busa-boy33 · 07-26-2007, 12:48 PM

Just bring the beer and all is good..lol

ChicsterMG · 07-26-2007, 12:49 PM

I'm not sure why I needed to know this.

themeatmanlandry · 07-26-2007, 01:02 PM

A couple of years ago I made a mistake with the clippers and wound up having to shave my head. To make matters worse, I did a brake job on my car the following day and got a sunburn on my virgin scalp. Not only did it peel, it blistered and got infected.

If you can smell your own scalp ooze, you should really consider calling into work with a sick day, IMHO. I didn't. I wish I had.

People said my skull looked like Mars. Red, cratered, stuff boiling to the surface, parts of it flaking off. They had a good laugh. I didn't think it was funny, but I can see the humor in it.

Anyway, dude: Get some bath beads and soak in a tub. Don't let any other men find out.

GregR1 · 07-26-2007, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicsterMG

I'm not sure why I needed to know this.

it's either this, or clint gives us a How-To on nose picking... your choice!

busa-boy33 · 07-26-2007, 02:57 PM

I just read the whole nose picking thing and laughed for an hour.. lmao.. thats some classic writting there.. that could turn into a SNL skit real easy..

themeatmanlandry · 07-26-2007, 03:03 PM

Returning to the original topic: peeling back skin . . .

I had a buddy when I was growing up (speaking of picking boogers). He was a genuine, nasty-assed, booger-eating, scab-picking sum%%%%%. You couldn't trust him to do anything without grossing everyone else out in the process. Just a nasty-ass.

Anyway, he got a bad sunburn one year (he was probably 17 or so) and his back peeled. [Read this next sentence with emphasis] My friend's mom saw him pick some skin off his back AND EAT IT when he thought no one was looking.

My sister-in-law has called him "Tater Skinz" ever since. Beautiful.

One time I was cleaning out my old Datsun 210 sedan (NOT the hatchback) and he was watching and picking his nose. I kept turning around and trying to catch him but he was too slick . . . up to a point.

I turned around once and he quickly whipped his finger out of his nose and propped his head on his hand nonchalantly . . . never realizing that a nasty booger-worm was dangling from his little finger.

"Got him," I thought, and I turned back around. I quickly turned to face him again and it was gone . . . but HIS FINGER WAS SLICK AND SHINY.

EWWWWWW!

I know he ate it.

TOLD you he was a nasty-ass.

Low&Slow · 07-26-2007, 03:18 PM

Hey Busu Boy that was quite a show wasn't it? anyhow I did the same thing but it was only the top of my feet. I bought some stuff call Ocean Potion instant burn relief it has aloe vera, lidocaine and tee tree extract in it, worked great, i'll never get incinerated again without it.

Ext1jdh · 07-26-2007, 03:37 PM

What about parfaits? They have layers. Everybody loves parfaits...

GregR1 · 07-26-2007, 03:57 PM

i prefer the Pecan Mudslide, though that's always up against a Banana Split. the good ol' Peanut Buster Parfait was a favourite when i was a kid.

busa-boy33 · 07-26-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Low&Slow

Hey Busu Boy that was quite a show wasn't it? anyhow I did the same thing but it was only the top of my feet. I bought some stuff call Ocean Potion instant burn relief it has aloe vera, lidocaine and tee tree extract in it, worked great, i'll never get incinerated again without it.

I am going to Wal Mart in the morning and see if they have it.. I feel like a crackwhore walking around scratching and rubbing up against tree's..

SNL.. I miss that show when Chris Farley was on it. I just can't get into it anymore...

Side note.. Finally had a day where there was no rain.. so i got to ride some..whaawhoo!! and tomorrow i am off so even more riding.. just sux though.. there is no one that I know around here that rides.. be nice to find a crew to hang with .. grrrrr... stupid new town..lol

07-26-2007, 12:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
busa-boy33 M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,922	Kinda gross? Went to the beach this past weekend... Pensacola beach... watched the Blue Angels perform.. I was thinking that the sun would not be a big deal, I have on sun screen... I was wrong.. here it is Tuesday.. I'm peeling like an onion, itching like crazy and all i want to do is rip off my shirt and whallo around on some sand paper.. this is driving me NUTZ!!

07-26-2007, 12:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
ChicsterMG Refrigerator Magnet Test Engineer Joined: May 2005 Bike: Boulevard C50 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 3,487	I'm not sure why I needed to know this. __________________ Sometimes you need to ask yourself, "WWGD?"...Just be awesome, that's all! GUT-CUT 2007: 177 LBS. 160 LBS.

07-26-2007, 03:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ext1jdh Top Gear ! Full Throttle! Joined: Apr 2005 Bike: Sold Location: Elgin, IL, US Posts: 5,225	What about parfaits? They have layers. Everybody loves parfaits... __________________ I am lurking. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.

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GregR1 ... Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,308	aloe vera gel

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busa-boy33 M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,922	Whoa!! Did I say Tuesday???? wow.. I need a vacation..

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busa-boy33 M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,922	Just bring the beer and all is good..lol

07-26-2007, 01:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Banned Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	A couple of years ago I made a mistake with the clippers and wound up having to shave my head. To make matters worse, I did a brake job on my car the following day and got a sunburn on my virgin scalp. Not only did it peel, it blistered and got infected. If you can smell your own scalp ooze, you should really consider calling into work with a sick day, IMHO. I didn't. I wish I had. People said my skull looked like Mars. Red, cratered, stuff boiling to the surface, parts of it flaking off. They had a good laugh. I didn't think it was funny, but I can see the humor in it. Anyway, dude: Get some bath beads and soak in a tub. Don't let any other men find out.

07-26-2007, 02:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
busa-boy33 M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,922	I just read the whole nose picking thing and laughed for an hour.. lmao.. thats some classic writting there.. that could turn into a SNL skit real easy..

07-26-2007, 03:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
themeatmanlandry Banned Joined: Dec 2003 Bike: 2002 Bandit 600S (Black); 2006 GSXR750 (Black) Location: Memphis Posts: 11,423	Returning to the original topic: peeling back skin . . . I had a buddy when I was growing up (speaking of picking boogers). He was a genuine, nasty-assed, booger-eating, scab-picking sum%%%%%. You couldn't trust him to do anything without grossing everyone else out in the process. Just a nasty-ass. Anyway, he got a bad sunburn one year (he was probably 17 or so) and his back peeled. [Read this next sentence with emphasis] My friend's mom saw him pick some skin off his back AND EAT IT when he thought no one was looking. My sister-in-law has called him "Tater Skinz" ever since. Beautiful. One time I was cleaning out my old Datsun 210 sedan (NOT the hatchback) and he was watching and picking his nose. I kept turning around and trying to catch him but he was too slick . . . up to a point. I turned around once and he quickly whipped his finger out of his nose and propped his head on his hand nonchalantly . . . never realizing that a nasty booger-worm was dangling from his little finger. "Got him," I thought, and I turned back around. I quickly turned to face him again and it was gone . . . but HIS FINGER WAS SLICK AND SHINY. EWWWWWW! I know he ate it. TOLD you he was a nasty-ass.

07-26-2007, 03:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Low&Slow Fifth gear streak Joined: Sep 2006 Bike: 07 Vulcan 1600 Classic Location: Bell City, Louisiana Posts: 1,356	Hey Busu Boy that was quite a show wasn't it? anyhow I did the same thing but it was only the top of my feet. I bought some stuff call Ocean Potion instant burn relief it has aloe vera, lidocaine and tee tree extract in it, worked great, i'll never get incinerated again without it.

07-26-2007, 03:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
GregR1 ... Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,308	i prefer the Pecan Mudslide, though that's always up against a Banana Split. the good ol' Peanut Buster Parfait was a favourite when i was a kid.

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