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Old 12-28-2006, 01:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Hillbilly Joke

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.



1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid! She bought an air conditioner."



2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"



1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"



2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"



1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"



2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"



3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."



1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"



3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!"