|
|
| Off Topic A place for goofing off and interests other than motorcycles. Talk about anything here, but please keep subject matter family oriented. Do not include links to sites that aren't. |
 |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools |
11-27-2006, 01:07 PM
| #1 (permalink) |
| Grandpa Before My Time   Join Date: Jul 2005
Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650
Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
Posts: 11,240
|  Christmas Carols Ok I'll admit it I just love a good parody, especially Christmas Parodies. So I thought I'd start a thread to post your favorite Twisted Christmas song. But keep it clean folks, especially you Tim! My Favorite is (well there are many) but... I'll post the lyric but it isn't nearly as funny as hearing the song. The Twelve Pains of Christmas The first thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me::finding a Christmas tree. The second thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree. The third thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Hang-overs Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree. The fourth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Sending Christmas cards Hang-overs Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree. The fifth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: five months of bills sending Christmas cards Hang-overs Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree. The sixth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: facing my in-laws five months of bills oh I hate those Christmas cards Hang-overs Rigging up these lights And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: the Salvation Army Facing my in-laws Five months of bills sending Christmas cards Oh Geez I’m trying to rig up these lights And finding a Christmas Tree The eighth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: I want a Transformer for Christmas Charities and what do you me:an your in-laws Five months of bills Oh making out these cards Edith get me: a beer huh? What we have no extension cards And finding a Christmas Tree The ninth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Finding parking spaces Daddy I want some candy Donations Facing my in-laws Five months of bills Writing out those Christmas cards Hang-overs Now why they Hell are they blinking And finding a Christmas Tree The tenth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Batteries not included No parking spaces Buy me something Get a job you bum Facing my in-laws Five months of bills. Yo-Ho sending those Christmas cards Ah geez look at this One light goes out they all go out And finding a Christmas tree The eleventh thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Stale TV Specials Batteries not included No parking spaces I got to go to the bathroom Charities She’s a witch I hate her Five months of bills I don’t even know half these people Who’s got the toilet paper huh? Turn on the flashlight I blew a fuse And finding a Christmas tree The twelfth thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Singing Christmas carols Stale TV specials Batteries not included No parking aghhh Charities Got to make ‘em dinner Five months of bills I’m not sending them this year. That’s it Shut up, you Fine you’re so smart you rig up the lights And finding a Christmas tree |
