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Old 09-11-2006, 01:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Picking on the Cajuns (a joke)

Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana,
was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist.

Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak.

Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was
Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such
a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest.

The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert
to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended
Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born
a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighbourhood.

The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed
into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he
stopped in amazement and watched.

There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted:

"You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."