In-Helmet Commentary - Page 2 - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

geoffsimpson · 08-25-2006, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_Klein

I'd hate to have my face trapped inside a helmet with a chubby in it.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Apertureguy · 08-28-2006, 08:18 AM

Phew!!

What a relief to see that I'm not alone. Inside my helmet are some of the coolest accoustics.

If I'm not complaining about the other folks on the road, I'm having a blast making stupid sounds, talking to myself, singing...screaming YAHOO!!! as I open her up a bit. I tend to narrate about what's going on around me...making numerous comments to everyone and no one, all at once.

OK...so maybe I am a little freaky.

Time4me2ride · 08-30-2006, 01:57 AM

I think with a voice recorder and a video camera someone could make a comedy show about idiots in cages. Could be very entertaining.

blackie1491 · 08-30-2006, 02:35 AM

I would be more worried about someone filming the idiot talking to his helmet.

As for the helmet answering back, that depends on brand, like made in Italy vs made in China.

Motorcycle shop salesperson; "What do you mean, you can not buy this French Helmet"

Rider" I do not speak French"

Of course, if on the 1st of Oct, 2006, every member here went into the shop of their choice and made the same statement, we could change the world.
So on Oct 2nd=
Motorcycle shop person" will that be a French Helmet or a Italian helmet"

**inspiron** · 08-30-2006, 05:23 AM

Good thing I wear a Schuberth ... I speak German!

Man, you are trying to kill the market for Shoei and Arai (both Japanese) !!!

blackie1491 · 08-30-2006, 11:27 AM

The helmet I wear full time now is a AFX that I bought because it fits best.
AFX is Canadian (made in China). So I still talk to myself.

I went to Japan 3 years ago for my sons wedding, we ran around tryiny to buy somethings made in Canada. Was having trouble found this store with big RED MAPLELEAF, the name was TRULY CANADIAN, I was jumpimg for joy.
Not 1 item in the store was made in Canada, the RCMP fiqures, said Disney, made in China, the Canadian Flag, made in China.

The only things that were Canadian I could find was Maple Syrup, had to check it was from Quebec not the US, and Salmon, check the label to see if processed in Canada not US.

2 Icons, the Red Mapleleaf and the Red Serge of the Mountie, both are made else where.

In future, all Humans upon birth shall have a UPC code imprinted on their left Butt showing country of manufacture!!!!

Firedog · 08-30-2006, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackie1491

In future, all Humans upon birth shall have a UPC code imprinted on their left Butt showing country of manufacture!!!!

You mean you don't already?? Where have I been???!??

**inspiron** · 08-30-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackie1491

In future, all Humans upon birth shall have a UPC code imprinted on their left Butt showing country of manufacture!!!!

Oh great ... how many people will go through life with "'Back seat of a 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee" imprinted on their left butt cheek?

blackie1491 · 08-30-2006, 11:37 AM

Only those not sent back for a refund.

blackie1491 · 08-30-2006, 11:50 AM

The problem here is selection most shops deal thru the same supplier, therefore only goods listed by that wholesaler are carried.
I gave up trying to find a Nolan to try for fit and quality.
Icon Pursuit Gloves, the 6th shop had them.
They cost me double the US price so I ordered the stealth variety thru the internet, they sent right size but the preforated ones which I already had. Cost less but to return would make more costly than buying local, will sell to someone here in town at cost and go pay the higher price.
Sometimes things work sometimes not.

I am having trouble with my shop getting the SS Brake line in black. They told me to buy elsewhere as they could not get. I even gave then the correct part #. It is madding when you try to support the shop knowing you will pay more, then they tell you they can not get.
Why am I paying more if not for service??

I must be old fashioned, I thought we were supposed to earn our money.
Maybe thats why I do not ride a HD.

"WHINE"
I need to ride!!!!!!

**inspiron** · 08-30-2006, 11:52 AM

I can get Nolan helmets in lots of stores around here ... but then again, I'm only 3 hours north of Italy ...

**drgibson** · 08-30-2006, 12:50 PM

I quit talking inside my helmet 'cause the shield fogged up, but thanks to Low Wee I can now vent without ventilation again.

Xerses · 08-30-2006, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iontrap

That sounds more sophisticated, especially if you say it with an accent.

Hey Louis, what accent are they talking about?

Edit: Lately I say "Holy f***, this thing is so much stronger with my new PCIII !" and "You stupid b*tch, stop talking on the cell phone you almost ran me over............ b*tch !" also "Woohoo this is fun!"

Mavman · 08-30-2006, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerses

stop talking on the cell phone you almost ran me over............ b*tch !"

It even happens to those that are proficient in driving a cage......

COX.net for Omaha - Sports

**drgibson** · 08-30-2006, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mavman

It even happens to those that are proficient in driving a cage......

COX.net for Omaha - Sports

I'd like to thak my sponsers...

Mavman · 08-30-2006, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drgibson

I'd like to thak my sponsers...

Yep, he loves his dodge.

wayout1 · 09-03-2006, 10:26 AM

Just have to be careful of which helmet you're wearing - no ones specified full face or shortie. You can find yourself in the same situation the anchor from CNN did - Whoops was my mic on?

CruisingRam · 09-06-2006, 06:37 AM

I talk sex to my bike. Seriously. Like "oh baby, you know you want it, a little faster, oh ya, gonna give it too you good now....
funny 'cause it is true

bajaraider · 09-06-2006, 02:29 PM

yes i have commentary, actually just last night I even shared it with the bonehead kid that tried to run me over TWICE in ONE BLOCK! I think I scared him.

08-30-2006, 05:23 AM	#25 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 12,070	Good thing I wear a Schuberth ... I speak German! Man, you are trying to kill the market for Shoei and Arai (both Japanese) !!! __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

08-30-2006, 11:52 AM	#31 (permalink)
inspiron Muscle Biker Joined: Jul 2004 Bike: Blue Suzuki GSX 1400 (2003) Location: Canton Basel-Land, Switzerland (47.4493, 7.76536) Posts: 12,070	I can get Nolan helmets in lots of stores around here ... but then again, I'm only 3 hours north of Italy ... __________________ There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400

08-30-2006, 12:50 PM	#32 (permalink)
drgibson Antebellum Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,742	I quit talking inside my helmet 'cause the shield fogged up, but thanks to Low Wee I can now vent without ventilation again. __________________ “Please Remember to Kazoo Responsibly.”

09-03-2006, 10:26 AM	#37 (permalink)
wayout1 Puddle Runner Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 05 M50 (blue) Location: Tempe AZ - suburb of Hell! Posts: 391	Just have to be careful of which helmet you're wearing - no ones specified full face or shortie. You can find yourself in the same situation the anchor from CNN did - Whoops was my mic on? __________________ Got myself a one way ticket. Going the wrong way. ~~AC/DC "Ride On"

09-06-2006, 02:29 PM	#39 (permalink)
bajaraider U.B's LoveChild Joined: Sep 2005 Bike: 2005 M50, 1970 TC120 Location: Lubbock, Texas Posts: 1,036	yes i have commentary, actually just last night I even shared it with the bonehead kid that tried to run me over TWICE in ONE BLOCK! I think I scared him. __________________ RED M50 - 2005 "only a motorcycle rider understands why a dog hangs its head out the window" My Toys

08-28-2006, 08:18 AM	#22 (permalink)
Apertureguy Throttle Jockey Joined: Jun 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 Location: New York Posts: 3,267	Phew!! What a relief to see that I'm not alone. Inside my helmet are some of the coolest accoustics. If I'm not complaining about the other folks on the road, I'm having a blast making stupid sounds, talking to myself, singing...screaming YAHOO!!! as I open her up a bit. I tend to narrate about what's going on around me...making numerous comments to everyone and no one, all at once. OK...so maybe I am a little freaky.

08-30-2006, 01:57 AM	#23 (permalink)
Time4me2ride Sprocket Pilot Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: Silver/Grey VStar1300 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 846	I think with a voice recorder and a video camera someone could make a comedy show about idiots in cages. Could be very entertaining.

08-30-2006, 02:35 AM	#24 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,329	I would be more worried about someone filming the idiot talking to his helmet. As for the helmet answering back, that depends on brand, like made in Italy vs made in China. Motorcycle shop salesperson; "What do you mean, you can not buy this French Helmet" Rider" I do not speak French" Of course, if on the 1st of Oct, 2006, every member here went into the shop of their choice and made the same statement, we could change the world. So on Oct 2nd= Motorcycle shop person" will that be a French Helmet or a Italian helmet"

08-30-2006, 11:27 AM	#26 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,329	The helmet I wear full time now is a AFX that I bought because it fits best. AFX is Canadian (made in China). So I still talk to myself. I went to Japan 3 years ago for my sons wedding, we ran around tryiny to buy somethings made in Canada. Was having trouble found this store with big RED MAPLELEAF, the name was TRULY CANADIAN, I was jumpimg for joy. Not 1 item in the store was made in Canada, the RCMP fiqures, said Disney, made in China, the Canadian Flag, made in China. The only things that were Canadian I could find was Maple Syrup, had to check it was from Quebec not the US, and Salmon, check the label to see if processed in Canada not US. 2 Icons, the Red Mapleleaf and the Red Serge of the Mountie, both are made else where. In future, all Humans upon birth shall have a UPC code imprinted on their left Butt showing country of manufacture!!!!

08-30-2006, 11:37 AM	#29 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,329	Only those not sent back for a refund.

08-30-2006, 11:50 AM	#30 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,329	The problem here is selection most shops deal thru the same supplier, therefore only goods listed by that wholesaler are carried. I gave up trying to find a Nolan to try for fit and quality. Icon Pursuit Gloves, the 6th shop had them. They cost me double the US price so I ordered the stealth variety thru the internet, they sent right size but the preforated ones which I already had. Cost less but to return would make more costly than buying local, will sell to someone here in town at cost and go pay the higher price. Sometimes things work sometimes not. I am having trouble with my shop getting the SS Brake line in black. They told me to buy elsewhere as they could not get. I even gave then the correct part #. It is madding when you try to support the shop knowing you will pay more, then they tell you they can not get. Why am I paying more if not for service?? I must be old fashioned, I thought we were supposed to earn our money. Maybe thats why I do not ride a HD. "WHINE" I need to ride!!!!!!

09-06-2006, 06:37 AM	#38 (permalink)
CruisingRam Fender Buffer Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: Several Location: Anchorage Alaska Posts: 411	I talk sex to my bike. Seriously. Like "oh baby, you know you want it, a little faster, oh ya, gonna give it too you good now.... funny 'cause it is true

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