Forum Game - 3 Word story

Here is a fun little game that I've played on several different forums, Usually it gets to be quite hilarious.

The rules are very simple:
Add to the story using only 3 words per post. You may post to the thread as many times as you like but you may not post directly behind yourself (double post). Begin sentences with Caps, end them with a period, exclamation point, etc so that they do not run on and on. From time to time (usually each new page) I will condense the story into 1 post which will make it easier to read and continue.
Remember only 3 words at a time. Punctuation and smilies do not count, only words.

I'll start the story...........



One day I

found my motorcycle

[Uncle Bob]

covered in cream.

The cream was

in the carb

[Uncle Bob]

spewing butter out

that smelled like

my fat uncle's

[Uncle Bob]

long time favorite

pair of sweatsocks.

[Uncle Bob]

So I rejeted

and found that

often used adage,

In your face!

, had been stamped

into the slide.

Out of nowhere,

a naked woman

[Uncle Bob]

offered me a

trained monkey that