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Old 10-11-2003, 11:54 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2003, 10:25 AM   #82 (permalink)
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**Someone needs to put all of this together and tells us where it stands. I think the words that we are using are not running together and they are NOT making any sense.**
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Old 10-21-2003, 11:46 AM   #100 (permalink)
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** You think it made sense previously??? Ran out of inspiration**


One day I found my motorcycle covered in cream. The cream was in the carb spewing out butter that smelled like my fat uncle's long time favorite pair of sweatsocks. So I rejeted and found that often used adage, "In your Face!", had been stamped into the slide.
Out of nowhere, a naked women offered me a trained monkey that could eat a lot. I said, are those real? I started thinking about that naked monkey and his uncontrollable appetite to lick salt off the backside of some hairy fat women with no hair on a minibike. When shen turned she saw that I was her brother’s friends cousin never knowing that I had inverted the last though of popcycles melting all over the steamy hot wet corn in the kitchen. Wake up for the daily ritual of cleaning out the fuzzy snot in the crack between you molars (not mine.) In the following crack you will find your large partially digested caterpillar. To remove this festering, filthy beast you must use some polished marble probes that are curved with a available, only at your local motorcycle club’s favorite strip down at the towns edge. Where else would a women that has two vagina’s and not a single idea on what she did with the box of baking soda, find that she also misplaced her "thing" that she usually keeps under the blue skies colored toolbox lingerie near her tools. (**note sure the Nope goes into the story but anyways**) Nope! she was using the tool in the bathroom to change the way she felt about plumbers crack so deep she lost her keys -permanently! Meanwhile, back in the bedroom, in the closet hidden from prying toenial clippings, smelly old torn panties with a life of about 15000....
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