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06-20-2006, 01:09 PM
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| 100% Title Free   Join Date: Feb 2006
Bike: '05 GSX-R750 (Anniversary Edition)
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 1,544
 |  A Joke without Dirty Words
Two Tall Trees It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Yes, it is true, I am sending a joke that is very funny and does not contain a single dirty word, you could tell this joke to your ministers. Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." |
