How Hard is it to find a girl that doesn't use handcuffs!!! - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

stp1971 · 06-19-2006, 08:40 AM

Ok,, this is not reviving that thread but that is what Blackholekelley said to me last night when he called me. Of course I had to ask and this is what he told me.

He went on a date the other night with this girl that was a blind date sort of. One of his co-workers wives had this friend that they wanted him to meet. So he calls her and they talk for about a week and then they go out on this date Friday night. He finds out she is a police officer of about three years and is 27 years old.

He says for the most part the date goes down pretty normal. They go to a restaurant and they eat,, they go dutch. Then after the dinner they go to a putt putt course and they play a couple rounds of golf. He says there is some playful banter going on and then a couple of times she comes up behind him and grabs his arm and pulls it behind his back playfully.

After playing golf they are walking back to the car and she comes up and grabs him around his neck and then tries to steer his head towards her chest. But she is doing this aggressively. He asks her what she is doing and she says I'm wrestling you. Ok,,he plays along with her but she gets more aggressive and starts to try to throw him to the ground in the parking lot as she would do to a criminal.

He finally says enough and then she gives him a big hug. She says she needs to go back to her place to feed her dogs and all. But she wants to hang out for a little while longer.

So they go back to her house and he says he is standing there in her house looking at pictures when all of a sudden he feels this cold metal feel going around his wrist and then he looks down to see handcuffs on him and she grabs him again and throws him to the floor and handcuffs him.

She starts getting all rough with him and he asks her what the heck she is doing and she says I am just playing. Now she isn't wanting to mess around or be kinky,, she just wants to handcuff him and wrestle him on the ground. Kinda like she is practicing her police moves on him.

So he says to her uncuff me and let me up. Then she says that she had a great date and wants to know when they can do it again.

He tells me this and I am having a hard time listening to him as I am rolling around in the floor.

Oh by the way he said he broke the law on the way home from her place. He was speeding away and threw her number out the window.