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Atlas68 · 06-19-2006, 07:04 AM

Got a kick out of this one- since I commute on the M every day.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 280. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them".

**Clint** · 06-19-2006, 08:24 AM

LOL. That's a classic.

Firedog · 06-19-2006, 08:40 AM

It may be a classic, but it brings a bit of life to this crappy Monday morning (or mourning, as the case may be)..

Pinhy · 06-19-2006, 09:22 AM

saw it coming (the other way)

duh duh CHING!

arghh...thats my best i have today (actually my handcuffs joke was pretty good)

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triplesecman · 06-19-2006, 09:35 AM

Ahhhahaha!

CManT1914 · 06-19-2006, 06:26 PM

old, but still good!

06-19-2006, 07:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Atlas68 Sit speling cheker Joined: Jan 2006 Bike: 2006 Blue M50 SOLD '05 Anniversary Edition VMax #1878 Location: Vancouver B.C. Canada Posts: 1,728	Joke Of The Day Got a kick out of this one- since I commute on the M every day. As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 280. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them". __________________ Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength. SuperTrapp Exhaust

06-19-2006, 08:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
Firedog Foil Inspector Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: Yamaha Royal Star Tour Deluxe Location: West Lafayette, IN Posts: 971	It may be a classic, but it brings a bit of life to this crappy Monday morning (or mourning, as the case may be).. __________________ "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

06-19-2006, 09:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
triplesecman Where Am I ? Joined: May 2006 Bike: 2004 Kawi EX500 Location: Lubbock, TX Posts: 37	Ahhhahaha! __________________ Hear me sing at: http://www.myspace.com/garretthopp

06-19-2006, 06:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
CManT1914 Fourth gear and illegal Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: 2003 Suzuki GSX-R600 Location: Killeen, Texas Posts: 745	old, but still good! __________________ Chris 2003 Suzuki GSX-R600 \| 2001 Suzuki GZ250 SOLD \| 1994 Ford Mustang GT SOLD

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