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**Clint** · 06-16-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimwee at clientcopia.com

When I was still in the military, back in 1999, I was on the Y2K compliance committee that the base formed. As part of my job, I was told to send a letter to every department on the base and receive a reply back from them on their preparation and readiness for Y2K. If they failed to respond, I was to follow up with another letter. If that didn't work, it would go to the Base Commander and he would get involved. Some fun right?

Well, the base had just had some new contracting work done. And I was told to include the people who'd done the work on the list.

This was the letter I got back from the contractors.

With regard to your letter concerning the effects of the "Y2K" phenomenon, it is our belief that the sewer lines we installed at your facility will continue to function in spite of any chronological tracking system's arbitrary recognition of any particular day, including but not limited to January 1, 2000, albeit, the Gregorian, ecclesiastical, or even the obscure Stonehenge-based Druidic Calendar.
However, should the sun's rise or setting on any day affect the Newtonian laws of physics with regards to the gravitational fields, then not only will we all either fly off into space, or be crushed into the Earth with unimaginable pressure, but the contents of the sewer main and the mains themselves will also be subjected to the same fate, or maybe not.

Please contact this office at extension XXXX if you require any additional information.

Clietcopia.com

sunny · 06-16-2006, 03:03 PM

THAT is AWESOME!

ROFL!

stp1971 · 06-16-2006, 03:20 PM

That is funny!!!! Sounds like something a smart-*ss contractor for the goverment would say!!!!

Pinhy · 06-16-2006, 04:40 PM

i didnt find think it was funny

ha

.

Firedog · 06-16-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stp1971

That is funny!!!! Sounds like something a smart-*ss contractor for the goverment would say!!!!

It sounds like something that my dad would say (he's not a smart-*ss contractor).

c50tiger · 06-16-2006, 08:37 PM

Gotta love those contractors

POE-BOY SAMICH · 06-17-2006, 11:24 AM

GREAT response. I love it.

wayout1 · 06-17-2006, 12:28 PM

Nice - an intelligent answer to the memo. Somehow I'm betting theres people up the food chain who didnt understand. Then again S--t rolls down hill.

CManT1914 · 06-19-2006, 06:29 PM

LMAO!! That's pretty darn good.

**Louis** · 06-19-2006, 07:55 PM

Great reply!

06-16-2006, 03:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
sunny Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004 Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom Location: fort worthless Posts: 4,678	THAT is AWESOME! ROFL! __________________ "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum.

06-16-2006, 03:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	That is funny!!!! Sounds like something a smart-*ss contractor for the goverment would say!!!! __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

06-16-2006, 08:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
c50tiger Can Ride And Chew Gum Joined: Aug 2004 Bike: 2005 C50 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 2,058	Gotta love those contractors __________________ Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. - Douglas Adams COGITO EGGO SUM: I think, therefore I am... a waffle

06-17-2006, 11:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
POE-BOY SAMICH U.B's LoveChild Joined: Dec 2005 Bike: '07 Harley Road King Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 1,212	GREAT response. I love it. __________________ http://www.lonestarmotorcyclealliance.com/

06-17-2006, 12:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
wayout1 Puddle Runner Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 05 M50 (blue) Location: Tempe AZ - suburb of Hell! Posts: 391	Nice - an intelligent answer to the memo. Somehow I'm betting theres people up the food chain who didnt understand. Then again S--t rolls down hill. __________________ Got myself a one way ticket. Going the wrong way. ~~AC/DC "Ride On"

06-16-2006, 04:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Joined: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	i didnt find think it was funny ha .

06-19-2006, 06:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
CManT1914 Fourth gear and illegal Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: 2003 Suzuki GSX-R600 Location: Killeen, Texas Posts: 745	LMAO!! That's pretty darn good. __________________ Chris 2003 Suzuki GSX-R600 \| 2001 Suzuki GZ250 SOLD \| 1994 Ford Mustang GT SOLD

06-19-2006, 07:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
Louis Administrator Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: SV650S '05 (Blue) Location: Gatineau, QC, Canada Posts: 10,657	Great reply! __________________ Louis

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