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Old 05-31-2006, 10:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Women never HAVE to leave a bar or club alone, unless they WANT to.

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Old 05-31-2006, 10:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2006, 11:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Women never HAVE to leave a bar or club alone, unless they WANT to.
Men don't either if they have enough $$ to pay for "services rendered"..... Ponderous dude, ponderous....
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol! Just an expression Sunny, remember the 80s???
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Dudette!

I realize that.... Like I said, just a figure of speach.... Oh, and Sunny, you are only partially right..... Ever been to a bar, or club in Midtown Atlanta???
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I know but I like to say Dudette, has a nice ring to it.
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Men don't either if they have enough $$ to pay for "services rendered"..... Ponderous dude, ponderous....

As they say "the women always get better looking at closing time"

Hey Some guys don't have to go home lonely either..it just depends on how low their standards are
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Some thing for women to think about!

Two guys are at a golf event. They see this totally hot blonde goddess walk bye. Their tongues are dragging the ground. A well know golf pro walks up and comments to the two.(points to blonde)..."You know guys. Some where someone is tired of that"
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Hammerpete, you're a gentleman, and a scholar, man.... Well, at least a scholar.... Hey, and you're taking up 'gunner' on the G-burg ride, right? I think you're in group #1 w/me.
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Women never HAVE to leave a bar or club alone, unless they WANT to.
... And what would bring on the need to post such a topic anyway??? Did I miss something in another thread?

P.S. I HAVE seen women at closing time that HAVE to leave alone because even after a hard night of drinking it couldn't fix their afflictions.
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Old 05-31-2006, 01:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Besides, the ones left at the bar would scare the living hell out of you in the morning (if they didn't by the time you sobered up a bit, and got home).
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I realize that.... Like I said, just a figure of speach.... Oh, and Sunny, you are only partially right..... Ever been to a bar, or club in Midtown Atlanta???
Backstreet?? haha

went their with my g/f once for the drag show with some other friends...told her to stand RIGHT behind me the whole night!


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Hammerpete, you're a gentleman, and a scholar, man.... Well, at least a scholar.... Hey, and you're taking up 'gunner' on the G-burg ride, right? I think you're in group #1 w/me.
u guys have the groups set already?? i plan on playing it by ear and riding with whoever i feel like BS-ing with...aside from safety and hand signals, i dont conform to being told what to do very well

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So, I'm assuming you didn't see the restrooms??? They were an Atlanta landmark!

BTW, Backstreet doesn't exist anymore.... They had to make way for other, more seedy bars.... Trapeeze is one of the more interesting ones in town now (to say the least). It's a swingers 'private' club. Now that s$%# will scare ya'. Got a g/f that wants to go there next week.... She's a nut!
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u guys have the groups set already?? i plan on playing it by ear and riding with whoever i feel like BS-ing with...aside from safety and hand signals, i dont conform to being told what to do very well

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Hey, tell that to STP, he's the resident trip nazi.
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So, I'm assuming you didn't see the restrooms??? They were an Atlanta landmark!

BTW, Backstreet doesn't exist anymore.... They had to make way for other, more seedy bars.... Trapeeze is one of the more interesting ones in town now (to say the least). It's a swingers 'private' club. Now that s$%# will scare ya'. Got a g/f that wants to go there next week.... She's a nut!

nope...didnt hit the restrooms that night...im way too pretty to be in a gay restroom alone! haha


a g/f thats into swinging?! dude...take advantage! we have a couple here in tampa, try it, you'll like it!

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Already been there, and had a blast (albeit a bit freaky)..... Anyhow she's more of a BC than a GF.... So no drama there.
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