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| Leaned over, knee down ![]() Joined: Nov 2004
Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom
Location: fort worthless
Posts: 4,678
| Women never HAVE to leave a bar or club alone, unless they WANT to.
__________________ ![]() "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum. |
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() | Quote:
__________________ 'J-HIGH' As confused as a baby in a topless bar.... Hola, ya'll! Driving a Yamaha VStar 1100 (I call her 'Cleo') & Some SUV somethingerather, compliments of the ex-wife..... | |
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| Leaned over, knee down ![]() Joined: Nov 2004
Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom
Location: fort worthless
Posts: 4,678
| dude?
__________________ ![]() "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum. |
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() | Lol! Just an expression Sunny, remember the 80s???
__________________ 'J-HIGH' As confused as a baby in a topless bar.... Hola, ya'll! Driving a Yamaha VStar 1100 (I call her 'Cleo') & Some SUV somethingerather, compliments of the ex-wife..... |
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() | Quote:
I realize that.... Like I said, just a figure of speach....
__________________ 'J-HIGH' As confused as a baby in a topless bar.... Hola, ya'll! Driving a Yamaha VStar 1100 (I call her 'Cleo') & Some SUV somethingerather, compliments of the ex-wife..... Last edited by J-High; 05-31-2006 at 12:44 PM. | |
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| M-J Member of the Month! ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: 2005 HAMMER
Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES
Posts: 3,031
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As they say "the women always get better looking at closing time" Hey Some guys don't have to go home lonely either..it just depends on how low their standards are
__________________ ![]() "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!! | |
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| M-J Member of the Month! ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: 2005 HAMMER
Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES
Posts: 3,031
| Some thing for women to think about! Two guys are at a golf event. They see this totally hot blonde goddess walk bye. Their tongues are dragging the ground. A well know golf pro walks up and comments to the two.(points to blonde)..."You know guys. Some where someone is tired of that"
__________________ ![]() "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!! |
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() | Hammerpete, you're a gentleman, and a scholar, man.... Well, at least a scholar.... Hey, and you're taking up 'gunner' on the G-burg ride, right? I think you're in group #1 w/me.
__________________ 'J-HIGH' As confused as a baby in a topless bar.... Hola, ya'll! Driving a Yamaha VStar 1100 (I call her 'Cleo') & Some SUV somethingerather, compliments of the ex-wife..... |
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| Found second gear by accident ![]() Joined: Apr 2005
Bike: 05" Honda ST1300
Location: Rio Vista, CA
Posts: 326
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P.S. I HAVE seen women at closing time that HAVE to leave alone because even after a hard night of drinking it couldn't fix their afflictions. Remember "Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone".
__________________ Happy Trails. Last edited by BigD; 05-31-2006 at 01:43 PM. | |
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() | Besides, the ones left at the bar would scare the living hell out of you in the morning (if they didn't by the time you sobered up a bit, and got home).
__________________ 'J-HIGH' As confused as a baby in a topless bar.... Hola, ya'll! Driving a Yamaha VStar 1100 (I call her 'Cleo') & Some SUV somethingerather, compliments of the ex-wife..... |
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| Doesn't think you're funny ![]() Joined: Dec 2004
Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 5,210
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went their with my g/f once for the drag show with some other friends...told her to stand RIGHT behind me the whole night! . | |
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| Doesn't think you're funny ![]() Joined: Dec 2004
Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 5,210
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() | So, I'm assuming you didn't see the restrooms??? They were an Atlanta landmark! BTW, Backstreet doesn't exist anymore.... They had to make way for other, more seedy bars.... Trapeeze is one of the more interesting ones in town now (to say the least). It's a swingers 'private' club. Now that s$%# will scare ya'. Got a g/f that wants to go there next week.... She's a nut!
__________________ 'J-HIGH' As confused as a baby in a topless bar.... Hola, ya'll! Driving a Yamaha VStar 1100 (I call her 'Cleo') & Some SUV somethingerather, compliments of the ex-wife..... |
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() | Quote:
__________________ 'J-HIGH' As confused as a baby in a topless bar.... Hola, ya'll! Driving a Yamaha VStar 1100 (I call her 'Cleo') & Some SUV somethingerather, compliments of the ex-wife..... | |
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| Doesn't think you're funny ![]() Joined: Dec 2004
Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 5,210
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nope...didnt hit the restrooms that night...im way too pretty to be in a gay restroom alone! haha a g/f thats into swinging?! dude...take advantage! we have a couple here in tampa, try it, you'll like it! . | |
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| Clunked into first gear ![]() | Already been there, and had a blast (albeit a bit freaky)..... Anyhow she's more of a BC than a GF.... So no drama there.
__________________ 'J-HIGH' As confused as a baby in a topless bar.... Hola, ya'll! Driving a Yamaha VStar 1100 (I call her 'Cleo') & Some SUV somethingerather, compliments of the ex-wife..... |
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