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Old 05-26-2004, 08:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This has nothing to do with bikes, but is slightly amusing.

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cicadas? they gun get you.
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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crash and burn in Flint Michigan. Is that fly wearing a turbine? never saw a six winger. Man thats cic. at least the engines match. Off topic but flightly amusing. Hey, lets buzz the house-fly.

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Old 05-28-2004, 09:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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As I said the last time I saw this little diddy:

A smart fly . . . a cunning fly . . . will convince the other flies of your oppressive, self-serving attitude towards fly labor . . . and further convince them to fly the tip of that matchstick perilously close to an abrasive surface, on a tangent, thus striking the match . . . and then they'll fly that whole contraption into the drapes . . . thus leaving your stuff in ruins.

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Instructions for making one of those:

Catch two flies. The bigger, the better. We got some big flies in Africa Place them in a container, and drop the in the freezer for a couple of minutes. This should "knock" them out long enough to work with them. Make the plane - paper or match sticks, (must be light enough to be carried by the flies. Get some really gooey glue. Place the flies in a dab of the glue on each wing. Breathe on them to wake them up, and presto - your own aeroplane! Face one fly in the other direction for a helicopter...

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Instructions for making one of those:

Catch two flies. The bigger, the better. We got some big flies in Africa Place them in a container, and drop the in the freezer for a couple of minutes. This should "knock" them out long enough to work with them. Make the plane - paper or match sticks, (must be light enough to be carried by the flies. Get some really gooey glue. Place the flies in a dab of the glue on each wing. Breathe on them to wake them up, and presto - your own aeroplane! Face one fly in the other direction for a helicopter...

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That's so crazy it might just work!!!
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man, i can see it now... an airforce full of them. an army of ants. a calvary of cockroaches. a navy of waterbugs.
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