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**drgibson** · 05-11-2006, 08:25 AM

Cue the Clue x 4!!

Take no offense ladies.

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You don’t have to learn to spell a new last name.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is 10$ for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: “He must be mad at me.”
Same work…more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental – 75 bucks.
You don’t mooch off other’s desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You pals can be trusted never to trap you with. “So, notice anything different?”
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

Smurf · 05-11-2006, 08:26 AM

Membership has it's priviledges.

**Louis** · 05-11-2006, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smurf

Membership has it's priviledges.

well said!

stp1971 · 05-11-2006, 08:42 AM

Funny Don!!!!

RampageRider · 05-11-2006, 08:51 AM

LOL well said

MagnumForce · 05-11-2006, 09:00 AM

Does that mean that as a guy, having a Brazilian done is not mandatory if I want to wear a thong?

robertc729 · 05-11-2006, 09:02 AM

Thanks Don my wife was sitting here and smacked me in the head for laughing

POE-BOY SAMICH · 05-11-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZridr1

Does that mean that as a guy, having a Brazilian done is not mandatory if I want to wear a thong?

Dang-it!
I was having lunch EZ!

THAT list is priceless drgibson!

Rockhead · 05-11-2006, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZridr1

Does that mean that as a guy, having a Brazilian done is not mandatory if I want to wear a thong?

More hair make you look bigger.

sunny · 05-11-2006, 03:43 PM

i think you post s@#$ like this JUST to piss me off.

HAMMERPETE · 05-11-2006, 04:58 PM

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.....you have talked with STP on the phone right!?

blackie1491 · 05-11-2006, 11:28 PM

Sean 30 second phone call????

His post count is slowing down, sign of old age????

Or is he really working!!!!!

**drgibson** · 05-11-2006, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackie1491

Sean 30 second phone call????

And you wonder why I question his manhood sometimes?

Pinhy · 05-12-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HAMMERPETE

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.....you have talked with STP on the phone right!?

obviously not!

.

05-11-2006, 08:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
drgibson Antebellum Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,742	Why it’s Great to Be a Guy *Cue the Clue x 4!!* Take no offense ladies. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You don’t have to learn to spell a new last name. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Wedding plans take care of themselves. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is 10$ for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: “He must be mad at me.” Same work…more pay. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental – 75 bucks. You don’t mooch off other’s desserts. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. You pals can be trusted never to trap you with. “So, notice anything different?” You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don’t have to shave below your neck. At least a few belches are expected and tolerated. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. __________________ “Please Remember to Kazoo Responsibly.”

05-11-2006, 08:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Smurf Quiche' King Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: 2005 Red Flamed M-50 Location: McDonough Georgia Posts: 4,359	Membership has it's priviledges. __________________ "I would rather be lucky than good!"

05-11-2006, 08:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
stp1971 May 2007 Member of the month Joined: Mar 2005 Bike: 2004 Suzuki Intruder 1500LC / 2005 Suzuki DL650 V-Strom Location: Douglasville, Georgia Posts: 7,833	Funny Don!!!! __________________ Biketoberfest 2006 flashback courtesy of Intimid8er: "Like you knew damn well you shouldn't eat something like that, but all be damned to hell, you were gonna eat it!" __________________

05-11-2006, 08:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
RampageRider Fourth gear and illegal Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 05 Red M50 Location: Iowa, riding in the Rain! Posts: 782	LOL well said __________________ . "Grow up, what a waste of a good time, if Peter Pan can do it so can we............... " 05 Red M50 (mine) 97 Yellow Honda Rebel (her's)

05-11-2006, 09:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
MagnumForce Throttle Jockey Joined: May 2005 Bike: 05 M50, 06 CBR600F4i Location: Sitting on the can... duh! Posts: 3,160	Does that mean that as a guy, having a Brazilian done is not mandatory if I want to wear a thong? __________________ "I love the smell of toner in the morning… it's the smell of victory!" MAJ M, Staff Officer

05-11-2006, 09:02 AM	#7 (permalink)
robertc729 Forensic Bug Splatter Analyst Joined: Mar 2006 Bike: 05 Boulevard C50 LE, 06 S40 (wife's bike) Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 4,086	Thanks Don my wife was sitting here and smacked me in the head for laughing

05-11-2006, 03:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
sunny Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004 Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom Location: fort worthless Posts: 4,678	i think you post s@#$ like this JUST to piss me off. __________________ "blah blah blah, the world revolves around me, blah blah blah, your perception of events can't possibly be valid, blah blah blah, i wasn't there but i know everything about everything, blah blah blah." - 95% of the male population. you WISH this post was brought to you by rum.

05-11-2006, 04:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
HAMMERPETE M-J Member of the Month! Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: 2005 HAMMER Location: SOCAL %%%%%ES Posts: 3,031	Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.....you have talked with STP on the phone right!? __________________ "There's not a whole lot ways this can go right" - Johnny Knoxsville "I did something in a previous life that must have been spectacularly good, because I'm getting paid in this life just magnificently, more than one would dare imagine or hope for." - RIP George Carlin. Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in side ways, totally worn out shouting HOLYSHI$T What A RIDE!!

05-11-2006, 11:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,326	Sean 30 second phone call???? His post count is slowing down, sign of old age???? Or is he really working!!!!!

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