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| Foil Inspector ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: Yamaha Royal Star Tour Deluxe
Location: West Lafayette, IN
Posts: 971
| Ok, with all the fun going on lately, I thought that I'd open a place to share your favorites! Snopes is your friend (I've been checking them out for years and always enjoy the items that I read there)! My favorite is the one that pennies (for those outside the US, that's $.01 US What's your favorite??
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| Antebellum Mod ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650
Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
Posts: 10,742
| Speaking of pennies I like the one about the Empire State Building. "If you drop a penny from the roof and it hits someone it will kill them: What a hoot!
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| Foil Inspector ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: Yamaha Royal Star Tour Deluxe
Location: West Lafayette, IN
Posts: 971
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| Can Ride And Chew Gum ![]() Joined: Aug 2004
Bike: yellow and black
Location: Wide awake in dreamland...
Posts: 1,935
| I'm still hoping to meet Heidi Hotdog one of these days.
__________________ The killer in me is the killer in youMy love I send this smile over to you...Smashing Pumpkins |
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| Muscle Biker ![]() | Just for the record, the Swiss government decided to take the 1 Rappen coin out of circulation. The smalles coin we have is 5 Rappen, and there has been some discussion about getting rid of it also. The funny thing about not having a 1 Rappen (or 1 cent) coin is that everthing is rounded to the hearest 5. So gasoline here costs CHF 1.735 per liter, whereas in the US (and most of Europe) it's 1.739. My phone bill is also rounded to the nearest 0.05. Sometimes I save 0.02, sometimes I pay 0.02 too much. But it all balances out in the end...
__________________ ![]() ![]() There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400 |
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| Fifth gear streak ![]() Joined: May 2005
Bike: M50
Location: SE Missouri
Posts: 1,375
| I always got a kick out of the whole, P&G logo means their a devil company.blah blah blah We make frequent jokes since one of their plants are across the road and we make product for them.
__________________ I ate Chinese last night..........should of seen her struggle when i put her in the van. Доверя́й, но проверя́й. |
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: Apr 2004
Bike: '05 Boulevard C50
Location: Central Kentucky
Posts: 3,208
| For every one of these e-mails you forward, Bill Gates will send you $275 to test his new e-mail tracking system. It's true, as reported on Good Morning America, CNN, Foxnews, The Today Show....
__________________ Tim Wisner AMA, SCRC Happiness is something we create |
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| Foil Inspector ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: Yamaha Royal Star Tour Deluxe
Location: West Lafayette, IN
Posts: 971
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How about the email that says Target is a French-owned company? Just gotta love institutionalized racisim.
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| Antebellum Mod ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650
Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
Posts: 10,742
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: May 2005
Bike: 05 M50, 06 CBR600F4i
Location: Sitting on the can... duh!
Posts: 3,160
| Sir Mix-A-Lot and Snoop Dogg are my favorite urban legends.
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| Fifth gear streak ![]() Joined: May 2005
Bike: M50
Location: SE Missouri
Posts: 1,375
| it's true Gib...when your working night shift and walk out on the parking lot...I can hear them chanting across the street!!!!!!!!! Oh We Oh OHHHH Oh
__________________ I ate Chinese last night..........should of seen her struggle when i put her in the van. Доверя́й, но проверя́й. |
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| Muscle Biker ![]() | Hey! I work for the evil empire ... um ... pharmaceuticals industry!
__________________ ![]() ![]() There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400 |
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| Seat Tester Joined: Mar 2006
Bike: 05 Blue M50, 04 Honda VFR
Location: So Cal
Posts: 98
| ......you'll get hairy palms! P.S. If you forward this to 5 friends, you'll have 1 wish granted. If you forward this to 10 friends, you'll have 5 wishes granted. If you forward this to 50 friends, you'll have 1 year of good luck. If you forward this to 100 friends, you'll have 5 years of good luck. If you delete this without forwarding it, a pox will befall you and you will have 500 years of bad luck, your children will go blind and your dog will stop loving you. Signed (your friend)? Last edited by dogcatcher; 04-28-2006 at 09:38 AM. |
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| Antebellum Mod ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
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Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth.
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| Fifth gear streak ![]() Joined: May 2005
Bike: M50
Location: SE Missouri
Posts: 1,375
| man I'd rather work for satan than the Pharm industry.
__________________ I ate Chinese last night..........should of seen her struggle when i put her in the van. Доверя́й, но проверя́й. |
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| Muscle Biker ![]() | As a teenager, I often heard "If you do THAT, you'll go blind." One day, I was at the store and saw a blind man walking down the isle. I thought to myself "WOW! You're da man! You went through with it!"
__________________ ![]() ![]() There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blog: gsx1400 |
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| Kickstand Operator ![]() | liberal democrats are champions of the poor and down trodden.
__________________ 2006 M50, blue, Power Commander III, Kury Hyper Charger, Roadhouse Classic 2:1 exhaust. Kury ISO Grips with matching throttle boss on both grips, Kury Dually ISO rider pegs. Memphis Shades Alley Cat(gradient black), Cobra Sissybar, Cobra luggage rack, saddle bags are from a small company in Newark, Ohio |
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| Sprocket Pilot ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: Silver/Grey VStar1300
Location: Colorado Springs
Posts: 846
| If no one in America buys gas on XX day, it will bring the oil companies to their knees. The Alar on apples is killing your kids, and the republicans put it there on purpose. If you spend two months salary on diamonds, it means you really, really, really love someone. Shall we continue? |
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