Room With a View (Morning Joke) - Motorcycle-Journal Forums

**drgibson** · 04-27-2006, 07:52 AM

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."
Do you want a room with or without a view?

Rockhead · 04-27-2006, 08:58 AM

Booo

Pinhy · 04-27-2006, 10:16 AM

i feel good about myself...as soon as i started reading the "offer them a..." i said "why not just pull the plug?"

i get to stay in the real world one more day i guess...

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blackie1491 · 04-27-2006, 10:19 AM

In your case, I don't think it would work with a shower stall.

Firedog · 04-27-2006, 12:36 PM

Crap. Now I've got to stay in one of those padded rooms...

Kaikias · 04-27-2006, 12:49 PM

With a view please, my last one was dimly lit.

The Teach · 04-27-2006, 01:50 PM

Doh! Yeah, I too will take one with a view. That way I can watch the squirrels play.

Firedog · 04-27-2006, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Teach

Doh! Yeah, I too will take one with a view. That way I can watch the squirrels play.

Will they be merry?

The Teach · 04-27-2006, 03:01 PM

Why of course!

Now where's my stapler?

D_Klein · 04-27-2006, 03:27 PM

I spend about 40 hours a week in a padded cell (without a view), but at least I get paid for it.

palanon · 04-27-2006, 07:17 PM

And I'm one of the happy b***ards that will build it for you.

"Sir, is everything O.K. for you? I'm sure it will give you years of good solid service. Is there anything else we can do to make your corporate cubical experience more enjoyable ??"

Pack up my tools, go out to the truck, drink some coffee and give thanks.

"there, but for the grace of God, go I"

Dwayne Hicks · 05-03-2006, 03:47 PM

Can I have re-runs of "Mr Ed" so I can work out how they got him to talk?

04-27-2006, 07:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
drgibson Thumper Mod Joined: Jul 2005 Bike: 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Location: Dallas, Texas Directly above the center of the earth. Posts: 10,476	Room With a View (Morning Joke) During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug." Do you want a room with or without a view? __________________ “The only difference between a Pit Bull and a Hockey Mom is lipstick.” Sarah Palin “Note this is in no way a political endorsement; I’m just quotin’ the funny stuff.” drgibson

04-27-2006, 10:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pinhy Doesn't think you're funny Joined: Dec 2004 Bike: 05 Boulevard M50 Black Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,210	i feel good about myself...as soon as i started reading the "offer them a..." i said "why not just pull the plug?" i get to stay in the real world one more day i guess... . __________________ (a polite PM would have worked, but now it's about principle)

04-27-2006, 12:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Firedog Foil Inspector Joined: Oct 2005 Bike: BMW K1200LT Location: West Lafayette, IN Posts: 961	Crap. Now I've got to stay in one of those padded rooms... __________________ "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

04-27-2006, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
The Teach U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: Marble Blue and Black M50ZD; Copper '03 SV650S Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,270	Doh! Yeah, I too will take one with a view. That way I can watch the squirrels play. __________________ My Babies... uhh... err... bikes "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

04-27-2006, 03:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
The Teach U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005 Bike: Marble Blue and Black M50ZD; Copper '03 SV650S Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,270	Why of course! Now where's my stapler? __________________ My Babies... uhh... err... bikes "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

04-27-2006, 08:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Rockhead M-J.Com Master Poster Joined: Jan 2006 Bike: M50 Location: 1060 West Addison, Chicago Posts: 3,758	Booo

04-27-2006, 10:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
blackie1491 I took the All Bran Challenge Joined: Jun 2005 Bike: C50SE Location: Aldergrove, B.C., Canada Posts: 7,210	In your case, I don't think it would work with a shower stall.

04-27-2006, 12:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kaikias Ditch Magnet Joined: Feb 2006 Bike: 97 GSF1200 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 152	With a view please, my last one was dimly lit.

04-27-2006, 03:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
D_Klein 100% Title Free Joined: Feb 2006 Bike: '05 GSX-R750 (Anniversary Edition) Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,544	I spend about 40 hours a week in a padded cell (without a view), but at least I get paid for it. __________________ "Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." ~Hunter S. Thompson

04-27-2006, 07:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
palanon No Significant Other Joined: Apr 2006 Bike: 2003 Bandit 1200S Location: Newmarket, NH Posts: 2,308	And I'm one of the happy b***ards that will build it for you. "Sir, is everything O.K. for you? I'm sure it will give you years of good solid service. Is there anything else we can do to make your corporate cubical experience more enjoyable ??" Pack up my tools, go out to the truck, drink some coffee and give thanks. "there, but for the grace of God, go I"

05-03-2006, 03:47 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dwayne Hicks Sprocket Pilot Joined: Sep 2003 Bike: 2003 Honda CGL 125 Location: South Africa Posts: 857	Can I have re-runs of "Mr Ed" so I can work out how they got him to talk? __________________ I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. Its 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hey, psycho, we're not getting back together. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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