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| Foil Inspector ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: Yamaha Royal Star Tour Deluxe
Location: West Lafayette, IN
Posts: 971
| Geez, next thing you guys will be telling me that coughing is NOT what you're supposed to do if you're having a heart attack!! NOTE: I've already read up on this. If you haven't, check out snopes and you'll see that it is NOT a good thing to do unless you are properly trained to do it.
__________________ "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln |
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| Et cetera ad nauseum ![]() Joined: Dec 2003
Bike: 2002 Bandit 1200 S
Location: St. Cloud, MN, USA
Posts: 18,296
| ROFL! Knock it off, you guys. The carpenters are going to catch on that I'm slacking in here!
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| It's A Conspiracy ![]() Joined: May 2005
Bike: '06 XB12X
Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer
Posts: 10,075
| Next week on "Poop Talk", the topic will be "Floater's vs. Sinkers: Are you getting your fiber?" brought to you by the good folks at Metamucil. And stay tuned in the future for part two of "Sharts: The Bane of the Public Cropduster." Sponsored by Ex-Lax. Cropduster.
__________________ Song Pick of the Week 11/26 The Boss - Johnny 99 I had no idea 20% ABV beer could get me drunk so fast! |
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| 100% Title Free ![]() | Another reason I'm glad I don't eat SickDonald's. (except the steak egg and cheese breakfast bagel once in a blue moon)
__________________ "Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." ~Hunter S. Thompson |
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| It's A Conspiracy ![]() Joined: May 2005
Bike: '06 XB12X
Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer
Posts: 10,075
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I honestly didn't originally read past the third one. Either the page didn't load all the way, or I just glanced at it and thought, "Hmmn, how many different ways can you describe farting in public? This suits my needs well enough." Damn....some of those are downright funny as hell!!
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| Puddle Runner ![]() Joined: Jul 2005
Bike: 05 M50 (blue)
Location: Tempe AZ - suburb of Hell!
Posts: 391
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| It's A Conspiracy ![]() Joined: May 2005
Bike: '06 XB12X
Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer
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But....them damn Steak Breakfast things......They were like crack! That and the McGriddle....God they were good.....Hmmn...it's only 10:00 a.m. Mickey Dees is down the street......and hell....I could use a good colon blowout!! Where's my helmet? I'm goin' to Mickey Dees!
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| Muscle Biker ![]() | I always thought that Taco Bell was better for a gastro-cleaning...
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| Et cetera ad nauseum ![]() Joined: Dec 2003
Bike: 2002 Bandit 1200 S
Location: St. Cloud, MN, USA
Posts: 18,296
| And no white residue!
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| Fourth gear and illegal ![]() Joined: Oct 2005
Bike: 05 Red M50
Location: Iowa, riding in the Rain!
Posts: 782
| McDonalds has milkshakes? That shows how often I eat there.......
__________________ . "Grow up, what a waste of a good time, if Peter Pan can do it so can we............... " 05 Red M50 (mine) 97 Yellow Honda Rebel (her's) |
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| Throttle Jockey ![]() Joined: Apr 2004
Bike: '05 Boulevard C50
Location: Central Kentucky
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__________________ Tim Wisner AMA, SCRC Happiness is something we create | |
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