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Old 04-27-2006, 01:32 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Geez, next thing you guys will be telling me that coughing is NOT what you're supposed to do if you're having a heart attack!!

NOTE: I've already read up on this. If you haven't, check out snopes and you'll see that it is NOT a good thing to do unless you are properly trained to do it.
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Old 04-27-2006, 02:18 PM   #42 (permalink)
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ROFL! Knock it off, you guys. The carpenters are going to catch on that I'm slacking in here!

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Old 04-27-2006, 04:01 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:25 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Another reason I'm glad I don't eat SickDonald's. (except the steak egg and cheese breakfast bagel once in a blue moon)
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Old 04-27-2006, 04:26 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I honestly didn't originally read past the third one. Either the page didn't load all the way, or I just glanced at it and thought, "Hmmn, how many different ways can you describe farting in public? This suits my needs well enough."

Damn....some of those are downright funny as hell!!
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Old 04-27-2006, 05:11 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I'm glad my boss is on vacation today. She'd be over here asking what all the laughing is about. Then she'd know I'm goofing off again.
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:13 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2006, 09:11 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Another reason I'm glad I don't eat SickDonald's. (except the steak egg and cheese breakfast bagel once in a blue moon)
Dude.. It must be a once in a blue moon - they stopped selling those in AZ a couple years ago.. the ultimate hangover food and they got rid of it. Dont we eat steak in AZ?
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Dude.. It must be a once in a blue moon - they stopped selling those in AZ a couple years ago.. the ultimate hangover food and they got rid of it. Dont we eat steak in AZ?
I agree with Rowdy here. I don't consider McDonald's for a food source anymore. Especially, after watching Super Size Me.

But....them damn Steak Breakfast things......They were like crack! That and the McGriddle....God they were good.....Hmmn...it's only 10:00 a.m. Mickey Dees is down the street......and hell....I could use a good colon blowout!! Where's my helmet? I'm goin' to Mickey Dees!
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I always thought that Taco Bell was better for a gastro-cleaning...
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And no white residue!
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Old 04-28-2006, 11:50 AM   #53 (permalink)
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McDonalds has milkshakes? That shows how often I eat there.......
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Old 05-01-2006, 02:24 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Another reason I'm glad I don't eat SickDonald's. (except the steak egg and cheese breakfast bagel once in a blue moon)
Wow, that's very greasy by McDonalds standards, just wipe your fingers on your shift linkage for smoother action...

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