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04-27-2006, 03:02 PM
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| It's A Conspiracy   Joined: May 2005
Bike: '06 XB12X
Location: 30 41'47.99" N 83 11'26.54" W Hold My Beer
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|  Since this thread is merging fiscal responsibility and education together. I saw a perfect example on I think it was the Today show this morning. A woman was crying poor mouth, and acting like she was one tank fillup from standing in line at the soup kitchen, because it's costing her $100 a week to fill up her vehicle. I had to start griping at the T.V. "Well ya frickin' dolt, if you got rid of that Quad Cab Ram with the Hemi and 30 gallon gas tank (that's what she was driving), you wouldn't be havin' these problems now would you?" Jeez...at $2.50/gal she was paying $75 for a tank....if $25 is gonna put her on the dole, ya think maybe she bought the wrong car? That's, I guess where education comes in. Or wait...is it common sense...
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04-27-2006, 03:14 PM
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| U.B's LoveChild   Joined: Aug 2005
Bike: Marble Blue and Black M50ZD; Copper '03 SV650S
Location: Colorado Springs
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  | Tim, not to steer this wonderful conversation totally off topic, but is your avitar shrinking? Have you lost weight? You bought a hybrid, didn't ya? 
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04-27-2006, 03:48 PM
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| It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005
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Nah...it's the porn star theory of shaving the nether regions, only in reverse. (They shave to make the package appear bigger.) I was given that, uh, that, that, uh, ah screw it...I'll say it, that ridiculous whatever gauge under my name there, which in size and proportion sorta dwarf's the package! 
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04-27-2006, 04:00 PM
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| U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005
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| Ahh so it's the whole "large belly makes everything look smaller" theory, ehh?
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04-27-2006, 04:03 PM
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| It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005
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 Right on the money broham!!
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04-27-2006, 04:22 PM
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| Doesn't think you're funny   Joined: Dec 2004
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04-27-2006, 04:35 PM
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| Leaned over, knee down   Joined: Nov 2004
Bike: '97 suzuki savage, '90 honda shadow, '75 kh400, and a broom
Location: fort worthless
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| boys, don't tempt me into bringing a ruler to tennessee...
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04-27-2006, 04:40 PM
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| It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005
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I haven't a clue as to what Derwood is talking about..... 
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04-27-2006, 04:43 PM
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| Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004
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| yeah, right... this chicka wasn't born yesterday.
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04-27-2006, 04:44 PM
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| Antebellum Mod  Joined: Jul 2005
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 Must... Resist... the... eh forget it.sunny, ya beter bring a tape measure. 
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04-27-2006, 04:49 PM
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| Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004
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| spark plug gapper it is.
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04-27-2006, 04:50 PM
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| U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005
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__________________ My Babies... uhh... err... bikes "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin | |
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04-27-2006, 04:53 PM
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| It's A Conspiracy Joined: May 2005
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Just speaking in metaphors......
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04-27-2006, 05:21 PM
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| U.B's LoveChild Joined: Aug 2005
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| He speaks the truth sunny. Something about me having a large avitar to make up for something... I don't remember.
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04-27-2006, 05:34 PM
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| Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004
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| that hole is pretty deep. maybe you should rent a backhoe...
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04-27-2006, 06:05 PM
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| Et cetera ad nauseum   Joined: Dec 2003
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04-27-2006, 06:29 PM
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| Leaned over, knee down Joined: Nov 2004
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| it sure is nice to see SOMEONE with a sense of humor...
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04-27-2006, 06:47 PM
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| No Significant Other   Joined: Apr 2006
Bike: 2003 Bandit 1200S
Location: Newmarket, NH
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OH Yeah... that hole....VVVVVRRRRRPPP....We interupt this presently scheduled event for this important public service.... LMAO.... OOWW!!!, stop the pain... | |
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